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There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

space is a waste

I'm hoping to become a author eventually, but until I finish and publish my first book I guess I'll write some fan fictions.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Who let the dogs out?

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Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I am the machinist. Lord over all machines and stuff. I like twinkies. That is all.