Why do I do the things I do? BECAUSE I CAN. —No longer Writing Stories Here—

New to it all but love it all hope to do something to give back you all have giving me.

I figured it was time I wrote something here. Done.

Hello everypony and welcome. Hope you enjoy my stories.

We are all just stories in the end. Official scribe to his Royal Highness King Sombra of the Crystal Empire. His tales are as varied as they are poignant, sad and bittersweet. Remember them well.

A Plague Rat

Maltrazz the Plotsmith. Writer, reader, gamer, and connoisseur of Villains. "A Hero, pony or otherwise, is nothing without an excellent Villain."

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

welcome :)

A frequent pegasus who posts infrequent stories.

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

This is your brain on memes. Any questions?

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

Hello. I'm MisterEdd and a horse is a horse of course of course.

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