Gamer who is trying to figure out how to write

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If you don't have a magic horn, make one!

Lots of salt, oodles of sarcasm, mostly no patience, and at times some rare fluff.

I love to write, and I'll write just about anything. I seem to be most well known for my stupid little comedy pieces though...

It's better to see death from her funny side. On my funeral there's gonna be a clown. I would hire Pinkie Pie, but sadly she only exists inside our poor minds.

Retired writer and graphic artist.

Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space, because there's bugger-all down here on Earth.

Do not be fooled. I am a dude.

Fangirl of Sunset Shimmer and Luna, sewer of fleece plushies, writes mainly oneshots.

A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)