The hardest part about writing is that nothing you make is ever as good on the page as it was inside your head... but other people don't know that, so we worry over nothing.

Ghastly Spark of EMU here, and hopefully here to stay and actually do things. I'm a lazy butt after all. VA and singer, as well as a podcaster...?

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Hey. Wanna' hear a joke? Oh wait, you wouldn't get it. You're not a part of it.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

These battle scars, don’t look like they’re fading ,Don’t look like they’re ever going away. They ain't never gonna change. These battle scars.....

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

Love is a verb, not a noun.

I'm your average guy who likes FiM. I love the show for its humor and clever writing.