A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.

I am the most adorable dragon slayer in existance.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES