Really! It's not! An epic space battle between Zim and Dib leaves them both (plus GIR and Gaz) stranded on a strangely Earth-like alien planet on the other side of a wormhole. Now Invader and Defender of Earth must work together with the strange natives to get back to their precious Earth, or will they be too busy being at each other's throats? Or will that just be Gaz at Dib's throat? At least this wormhole didn't have a walnut-eating moose... or does it?

The fourth wall has been broken. In fact, comlpetely destroyed. Pinkie, Rainbow Dash, and Lyra pop out of a portal and try to make peace with us humans. How does the government handle the aliens? How does Celestia handle diplomacy? Why does one army General think something is amiss? Will any human notice before it's too late?

One-shot, no gore or anything, it's not that dark. Was meant to be a one-shot, but continuing it slowly.

Name's Gilda. Ya know, me n Dash did a bunch of crazy stuff back at flight camp. I remember this one time when we... eh, maybe I should start at the beginning... how we met.

A continuation of Dash Eats Meat! (Reading not necessary)

Name's Gilda. Ya know, me n Dash did some crazy stuff together at flight camp. But this one time, I wasn't so hot on Dash's little craving at lunch. Hey! Don't gimme that look! I didn't MAKE her do it!

Short one-shot. Another something I had stuck in my head.

YouTube Reading by AShadowOfCygnus

In my travels, I meet a girl in a hotel bar. One thing leads to another and the next thing I know, I'm in Equestria. Wait what?

Originally written in 2nd person. Which everyone hates, so it's in 1st person now. Don't think I'll be doing 2nd person again.

EDIT: Revised slightly 3/14/14

Twilight does some heavy duty research in the Canterlot Library, and finds out something that nopony should know. What will she do with this new-found knowledge?