Discord is replaced by a recorder and nopony notices.

No, seriously, Discord has been a recorder this entire time.

Foreword: Don't mind the lowercase title. If you've even been on the internet, you know why it is the way it is.

Are you ready to read the best abridging of My Little Pony you've ever read?

Good, because it's not good at all!

THE BIG FLIPPING NOTE: This is purely for fun and will be written in my own pass time. Don't hate. Seriously.

TRIGGEr WARNINGS:
Pinkie Insanity
Horrible Characterizations and possibly OOC
4th Wall Breaking
Memes... Memes everywhere...
Terrible Abridging of Events
Numbers
Starlight
Rainbow's Ego
etc...

Cover art by and courtesy of artist dm29

And the "Other" tag is to encompass the characters I couldn't tag because of the 5 character limit.

As the night's grow colder and the fireplace grows stronger, we always forget the ones that truly brought us all together on Hearth's Warming Eve.

The Windigos.

And as the Cutie Mark Crusaders gather together at the Apple family barn, Applejack relates to them the only story they still haven't heard...

The Tale of The Last Windigo.

Cover Art

When Rainbow decides to hang out with Fluttershy, she finds herself in a right bunch when they begin to tease each other. Guess who wins?

That's right.

Fluttershy wins!

Just when you thought it couldn't get worse, the Crusaders come to save the day!...

Except everything catches fire.

You know, nothing too bad. Right?

Starlight bargain's for Chrysalis' friendship!

In case you didn't already guess, this is a parody of the scene from Marvel's Doctor Strange: "Dormammu, I've come to bargain!"

Lol what. Thanks for the Feature! Featured 12/12/16 - 15/12/16

When something happens to one of Fluttershy's animals, she is devastated. But when Rainbow stumbles upon her, she takes Fluttershy back home and Rainbow does her best to calm and soothe Fluttershy's aching heart.

Other tag for guest appearance by Fuzzy Legs the Tarantula.

Cover art courtesy of mysticalalpha.

When Luna is affected by a supermoon, nopony save for Celestia herself could have prepared for what came next.

Unfortunately, Celestia forgot.

Oops.

Featured 11/19/2016 Thanks mates!

I have always been fascinated by things unknown.

As a little kid, I remember stumbling upon something. I didn't know what it was then, I still don't know what it was now, but all I know is that it shaped me. It was my token, something that gave me good luck. It helped me realize what my own special talents were. It made me want to explore where no one has before.

Maybe that's why this all happened. Because of my own ideas. It's cost me so much already; now I've lost more... And now I'm here, in a world that makes little to no sense at all. Well, maybe a little.

I can fix this. I can find them. I know I can. If it takes forever, so be it, and if it means making friends along the way... Well, how much worse could it get?

My name's Melody.

This is where it began.

This story is a sequel to Fluttershy Builds An Ark

Discord has been experimenting with how certain ponies react to being given god-like powers. Naturally, Discord makes the mistake of giving Pinkie the powers of a god. And so we come to a nightmare scenario where the end of the universe is nigh and- HIYA GUYS! PINKIE HERE! I'm just here to say you're in for a treat! Welcome to hell!

AGH! NOOOOO! STOP!

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