AVAST, YE SCALLYWAG!

Put down yer grog 'n listen to me tale of seafaring buccaneers and what be their home port! Their daughter be an ornery lass and welcome not the scurvy bilge rats to their proper quarters. Will me hearties prove shipshape or will the land lubber give 'em the ol' heave ho?

Big Mac has always had trouble expressing his feelings, especially when it comes to love. His pursuits always end in failure due in no small part to his shyness. He decides to write his secret love a letter to declare his feelings, but fear takes the best of him. His sister takes it upon herself to send the letter, but a question remains: who is his mystery mare?

Flash Sentry has numerous adventures and exploits throughout Equestria that are more than incredible, they're Transcredible! He fights for country, glory, and the love of the enchantress Twilight Sparkle. He heroically battles against nefarious villains and peaceful enemies with his faithful and less capable lieutenant Spike, while earning the affections of countless mares. When Equestria is in danger, President Celestia calls upon the unflappable Flash Sentry! AROOOOO!

An alternate universe where many of the characters have hybrid personalities with those taken from Futurama. Each chapter is its own exploit.
Contains mild expletives and sexual references

Starlight Glimmer refuses to befriend Big Mac for being uncommunicative, so she changes the fundamental behavior of who he is. With the stallion unable to control his loquacity, he is forced to express himself using linguistic techniques that were best left hidden.

Warning: Alliteration, Haikus, and Palindromes.

Twilight Sparkle is called to participate with the greatest minds from around the known world in order to find a solution to an ominous threat. Upon meeting her colleagues, she discovers one of them has no business being there. She must decide whether to spare their feelings or call out this charlatan for the good of Equestria, if not the world.