Chaos rains, reins, and reigns.

Inactive. iamsinner on Discord.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Hello! My name is Stratocaster, pegasus, musician, and author extraordinaire! Feel free to browse my work, leave plenty of feedback, and chat with me at any time! :D I hope you enjoy! *waves*

I write stories!

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!