"I hate many things on our Godforsaken earth, but above all else, I hate the nice words."

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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Write what you like, and like what you write.

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I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Author, Mystery Maker, Antique Machine Restorer!

I. AM. INSPIRED!

"Please stop here, this is bat country!"

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

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