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silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

A fellow traveler...

Can I speak to the manager?

Just some random guy. [Retired]

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)