Femur is a unicorn in a land of magical talking ponies, and he must stop the horde of flaming psychic zombie squirrels from consuming it all! Deemed as the Chosen One by his own horn, what will he do to save us all while under the effects of severe head trauma?

Written for the EQD:WTG promt for the third to last episode of Season 4.

Yeah... don't read this.

High in the clouds of Cloudsdale is a dark factory, and today there’s been a dark incident. One worker intends to flee from the scene, once he deals with all the jets that keep flying overhead.

This is a spin-off of Rainbow Factory, and was written for a prompt from this thread, which was created by The Notebook (the user). It's just something I wrote in a day of school. For those who think I'm just trying to ride off another story's popularity, go ahead and think that. I don't care. I just wrote this for fun.

The Writers' Training Grounds, a fine event hosted by Equestria Daily for beginning writers. Ever since early Season 4 of MLP:FIM, a weekly prompt has been posted that I more or less follow. That prompt has guided most of the chapters within this story. Some chapters have continuity, some don't, some have giant monsters or metaphysical travel. One thing is for sure, everything here is bonkers.

Gather around, humans and ponyfolk alike, for I am a bard, and I give you the weekly tales of the Compilation! A greater range in lack of organization than the Canterbury stories! Higher variance on continuity than the Grimm fairytales! More or less desperate than a retelling of the Arabian Nights! Contains at least one more vampire than the Twilight Saga, which brings it to a grand total of at least one! This is a Compilation of Miscellaneous Typed Scribblings of A Random Guy!

Watch in amazement as a writer races time to meet a midnight deadline on Thursday (used to be Tuesday)! Let your imagination run from its leash and ruin your neighbors’ petunias! Be thrilled, or thrillingly disappointed, as you read through semi to completely disjointed works of fanfiction! Use this as a scale of a bard’s improvement, from Chapter #1 all the way to Chapter #?

Quality is a figment of your imagination! So criticize however you want. The best criticisms of the week will receive the honor of having an OC randomly pop up in a random story of my choosing. Not kidding there. Right a good review and partake in the chaos that is technically my mind!

With the Blueblood family under investigation, anypony capable of preforming a safety inspection is preoccupied. The next best qualified group just so happens to be the Bearers of the Elements of Harmony, according to Celestia. And so, the Mane 6 are sent off to fill in for the absent experts and evaluate the Dranorth Magical Science and Research Facilities.

But as with any story being worth told, and some that aren't, the trip turns into more than just an inquiry if everything is accident proof...

A long life of running has twisted Trixie into who she is. She can never stop, only continue on through the blizzard.
(Prompt: A fire breaks out in the Everfree forest.)