I write bad smut. Hopefully, somebody reads it.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

Well, I'm not much of a brony as I don't like the show, but I greatly respect the fans and their work. I often wish the fanbase of some other franchises were as talented and ambitious as the bronies.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

A little turtle who likes to write

I write horsewords for RGRE

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

Why the name? FMA is awesome. Why the avatar? I like One Piece even more. Welcome to my page and enjoy the stories!