I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Fimfic's own Twitch Whore. Catch me on stream!

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

Follow me and I myself will carry you to the gates of Valhalla. Where you'll ride eternal, shiny and chrome!

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.

A purveyor of intelligent literary commentary some of the time, and whatever I feel like the rest of the time.

Retired writer of almost anything. Lover of RariDash and background ponies.

Here I am, back at it again, doing absolutely nothing.

More of an artist than a writer XP Might as well give it a shot though, right?

Someone once said I was passive aggressive. I disagree. I am far too impatient for that. I prefer just being normal aggressive. Don't worry about 'maybe' upsetting me, you will know.

How quaint.