Prison is rough, it really is. Getting sent to prison longer than you should, that's worse. Tonight you'll have a first hoof look into the interviews me and my colleague had with multiple victims of mandatory minimum sentences, and their reaction to the surprising end of their sentence.

She goes by many names. She has no one personality. She is our nation's greatest security, and our greatest threat.

As I interview Special Agent Sweetie Drops, we, the ponies of Equestria, will learn what it's like inside the government agencies the, we will learn the secrets that they keep from us, and we will uncover the truth behind how they make our choices for us. Have we sold our freedom for security?

Durik Stomping, age 28, is one of the few yaks to have immigrated to Equestria. He would be welcomed, were it not for the suspicions of Celestia involving the "resolved" threat of war. Taken from a small little hotel in Vanhoover, Durik faces the cold, dark truth of Equestria's seemingly perfect society, and the Royal Black Ops Division is ready to make sure he remembers it.

A satirical work, not for the faint of heart.