A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Mostly harmless.

I write fics just like I play the tuba. I wing it, and hope the fart that comes out sounds at least somewhat right.

irresistible

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

Something-something horse narrations.

Bushfires, floods, cyclones and drought. All at the same time. Australia is trying to kill us all.