I like 'em big. I do commissions! Check out my policy here.

I'm me.

Can I speak to the manager?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

I'm

Hey all, I'm billymorph, a semi-professional writer, self-published author and full-time pony fan. If you enjoy my work, please support me on Patreon!

Just a scientist who's working through the six levels of writing in her spare time. Currently attacking number four, Structure.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

If there was any way to cure laziness, I probably wouldn't know 'cause I'd be sleeping.

Aspiring writer and huge sci-fi fan. Also Luna is best pony.

A brony with a lot of love for the show and a lot of questions about its direction. Sometimes I write stuff.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

The self-appointed leader of the Twilight Sparkle Fan Club - Netherworld Branch (Please don't tell Titania, dood)

I am a writer hailing from Denmark, Scandineighvia (*Giggles* Neigh *Giggle*). I hope to both have some fun and make something that you all want to read! Best wishes to you all! Pony On!

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

No.

If anyone recognizes me from Fanfiction.net, Hey guys! It's me.

"To become who you are meant to be. You must first accept your flaws, then make them into your strengths; only then, can you fully be who you are meant to be"

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I really need an actual a better avatar.

I'm a long time science fiction and animation fan who stumbled into My Little Pony fandom and got caught -- I guess I'm a Brony Forever now.

My Deviant art name is RaikouArtist, and I am starting to enter MLP fanfiction.

Just another struggling writer.

Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just cuddle.

All my stories end with the word "gullible." No really, check them out!

On Wednesdays, we wear PINK!

One of these days we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve. Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japonies will eat us alive.

*Something profound.*

Just a gal writing about gals bein pals

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

Are you not entertained?

Too much to write; too little time

I like to write stories. Not too great at it though. Open to collaborate!

Note here, not much to say other than I love to write. My dyslexia is a huge obstacle when it comes to that, but I still enjoy sharing my stories, especially about King Sombra, my favorite villain!

If you think about it, when you're writing you're not telling the truth, right? Right?! Yeah, that sounds right.