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DirtPoorRiceKing


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1129759 .......... Well... there are worse national anthems.
~TheWraithWriter
So when is this Broadway? :raritywink:
~Am_Z

(Seriously, funny.:rainbowlaugh: But what the hell?:rainbowhuh: Eh, I write ponies for fun, what do I know?)

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The Song Of My People

Sir Ming did sing a song for his king
But much to no avail
The ring-a-ding from Sir Ming was surely gonna fail
The ping the pang did not hang, tis was dead as a nail
Good Sir Ming continued to sing, and dance in his mail
The sturdy mail flipped around just like a tail,
Still Sir Ming could not see just what was the matter
The King just couldn't think above all the clatter
All the music ever did was make him even sadder
So the king stood up from his throne, and pulled out a mighty bone
To which he yelled with all his might, to the little frail knight
"Come here and bend over"
"Yes my king, said Sir Ming as he came bounding over"
Then the king thrust his bone in to Sir Ming's asshole
"My king! MY KING!" exclaimed Sir Ming as he began to rip apart at the seams
It was such an awful scene to see as Sir Ming started to scream while he was dying
Then the king Split him in half with one mighty swing of his aft
His head flew off just like an air craft, and landed with a thud
Sir Ming would never sing and neither would the lonesome king
For that was the last day of both their miserable lives. :pinkiesad2:

Comment posted by DirtPoorRiceKing deleted Apr 26th, 2014

The Rice King? I fucking love rice!:flutterrage:

Anyway, thanks for the watch!:rainbowkiss:

Now, sing me the song of your people.


Also, what made you follow?:duck:

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