I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.
I enjoy writing, and I hope I can entertain you with my stories.
Bwhahaha! no I dont want you to die! I want to show you my fan fiction!
Please tell me if you find any gorillas in this site; I'm looking for them.
Odds are I'm going to regret what I say, cuz I'mma huge idiot.
It's not about winning, it's about making sure no one else has fun