80% Sarcasm, 10% Sex Jokes and 10% Unknown Materials...

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

One man's 'magic' is another man's engineering. 'Supernatural' is a null word. ~Robert A. Heinlein

No longer relevant.

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

A groovy mystery, gang.

Hi, my names Mortimer (no its no really my name) and i'm just an ordinary guy wanting to write fanfiction.

Serving the community with mobile fireplace rentals since November, 2014.

A French, cheese-eating alphaphala male in charge of writing stories. Don't troll because of allergies to BULLSHIT.

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

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I write pony fiction and I love it! Tell me what you think and you never know, I may use it!

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I'm just a simple humorist, cartoonist, philanthropist, kinda-pissed, animator. And my love of cartoons stretches all the way to ponies. Expect PUNS.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

"1/4 hipster, 3/4 kawaii"

I love sunlight

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... Sometimes what it needs is a monster." - Count Dracula

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Crossovers and Sci-Fi are my bread and butter.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

To represent everything it stands for.

Kiss me, my account is 10!

I'm a guy named Dumb who occasionally gets his derriere in gear and writes HiE epics involving space, Gods, and other silly nonsense. Also edits/reviews stories, for those who are looking for that.

Yo yo yo, Berry to the P to the U to the N C H, representing the MLP, what up, biatch?!

Hi there! Thank you for checking out my work, and I hope you find something to enjoy. Comments and PMs are always welcome, and I love hearing from readers!

*SPOILERS* ;)

Caffeine's not even a drug and I still have a problem.

God, I'm so sorry.

Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.

i like this stuff

Heyo

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Nobody.