I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.
laughs dont come in barrels - Pinkie Pie. Dont worry, im just your friendly neighborhood Necromancer.
Please ignore the numerous bottles of rum and the bong. I assure you I'm a real straight shooter!
No matter what the Internet tells you, you will not be eaten by giant spiders the moment you step out of a plane into Australia. Triple organ failure survivor. Profile pic by TsaoShin.
Just some goofball who likes making everyone smile through jokes, pranks, or just being goofy in general.
"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."
When faced with the evils of this world, happiness can give you the foundation to bear it, sadness gives you the wisdom to acknowledge it, and anger gives you the strength to oppose it!
If things appear to be going well, you have overlooked something.
Welcome sit down and I'll tell you a story...
Carpenter by day, blacksmith by night and I write stories about ponies when I have time.
If you're from my instagram page... Fuck you. May the horseshoe king rest in pizz.
Wanna know what happens after a controversy fades away? Absolutely nothing, because it's gone.
Truly love everything but racist and and related things to it. Willing to help anyone with story idea, images, and support through the project.
Well, this a fan of MLP who has just started to watch the show. And I like what I see!
I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.