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Who let the dogs out?

Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.

Who needs sleep when you've been dead inside for years? :)

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

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