A secret war is waging in Equestria. No pony has a clue about it, but this war could end their lives entirely. The war front has come dangerously close to Ponyville. When Celestia sees no hope left, a sliver of light shone in the dark, literally.

When Rainbow Dash buys herself a nice little toaster to make toast, bagels, toaster pastries, and, well, whatever you use toasters for. There's just one little hitch. It sings. A lot. Insanity ensues.

Ok, before you get reading, I just want to say, this was an idea given to me by Ninjadash, not even my twisted mind could've come up with this. But, I did take insanity to a whole new level, and, while I was at it, poked fun at horror movies. Hopefully I didn't botch your idea too much. XD

Pudding is delicious, and Rainbow Dash wants to try it, but it's difficult due to her lack of fingers.

Yeah, I guess this could be considered a sequel to Soarin's broken AC.

A famous purple alicorn makes a sandwich, and average everyday things seem to not want to allow her to do so.

When Fluttershy leaves Angle alone, she is expecting to come back with her house in good condition. What could possibly happen? He's only a little rabbit, he can't do THAT much damage right?

Up in Cloudsdale, a record cold blizzard was ravaging the town. Equestria has NEVER experienced something so cold since Celestia was born. The worst part was, everyone's favorite wonderbolt (excluding Spitfire CloudKicker and well, every other wonderbolt that can be liked more) aka Soarin, has an air conditioner that just won't seem to stop conditioning the air. No matter what happens, remember you're not as unlucky as him.

A poor nearly defenseless caterpillar appears in Ponyville, no pony knows what it is, so Twilight tries to find out, and somehow, hundreds of new creatures appear, and war breaks out. What will become of the beloved town of cartoon ponies? Why should you care about that? What about the caterpie?!

Human tag not because Twilight and friends are, but because the trainer is.

Additional note: Please, if you don't like pokemon, don't be like 'oh its a pokefic' and click dislike because of that, it really doesn't help anyone if you do that, I'm not saying you can't, just that I would appreciate it if you didn't.

The stories a guard tells his child of what happened to him while he was a royal guard can quite often be boring. some funny, others, neither. This guard tells his tales of the most memorable stories of his guardship.

Twilight Sparkle owns and runs the Equestrian Combat Club. Each and every year, the club holds the most renown event in the world, the Tournament of Champions. Many have entered, some have died, few have won. Trixie has always admired the ECC and desired to win the tournament. Her dream may come true, because of a surprise visit from a stranger.

I'm Joe, and I'm a brony. There isn't a way to deny it! My parents are super smart and they invented a portal to an alternate universe. My friends didn't believe me, so I had to show them myself, and what better way than to demonstrate the machine and take all of us to another world? One minute, we're stepping into a swirling orange vortex of mystery, and the next, we're ponies, standing in Equestria!

NOTE: This whole story is made up and completely fake, even the character names and personalities.

Proofread by: Unseen Legacy