A young foal, abandoned at birth by his parents, goes through the challenge of life every day. He soon comes face to face with the toughest challenge any pony has dealt with before.
A colt asks his dad what a royal guard does. The child gets several different answers of several different occasions. Many, long winded and boring, others, not as much.
Long ago, Equestria's inhabitants were always at war with each other. They always fought to prove who was the most powerful. One pony discovered a way to prove who the most powerful is, and she created the ECC.
When a person who has no idea what My Little Pony is wakes up he is surprised to see that everything is brightly colored and cartoonish. He is even more surprised when a purple alicorn walks up to him and, despite everything he says or does, insists