Ponies, etc etc.

Bringer of doom to the rescue!

I'm not a grammar Nazi. I'm a spelling Roman. (Maybe I'll update this with an actual bio someday.)

I've been lurking for a while, and decided I might as well get an account. It makes following stories easier.

Just a random Brony

And all your friends will be there with smiles on their faces.

Fan of My Little Pony, fan of They Might Be Giants, and brand new PhD!

All you need to know about me is that I read way too much fan fiction. Also, this site needs more Derpy x Crackle.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

HELP. HELP ME LEAVE BLACKPOOL.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

Just a guy who loves to read.

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

previously known as tiberius

A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.

Sole Sovereign of the Secret Society of Syntax Socialism, Archon of the Alliance of Added Alliterative Appeal, and Monarch of Miserably Monotonous Monikers, -The Jew

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.