Just your average reader and occasional writer. I like exploring 'want of a nail' type scenarios and fallen heroes. For some reason people seem to like my stories. Strange.

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I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Just some guy, riding out his time.

Master of mediocre writing

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She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.