Oh God, => "Come on! Let's make some Candied Apples!" Caramel grinned. Was eating ramen and when I read that I almost starting choking. XD This story makes Molestia seem tame... or maybe not... *thinking about all the Molestia deviant pictures...*
I'm listening to a playlist from Youtube. Just when Spike said "Fluttershy's in heat" the 'High School of the Dead' theme started playing and the ponies scattered. I lost it.
Fluttershy is in heat. FLUTTERSHY. IS. IN. HEAT. Sound the alarm, we are at CODE RED! I REPEAT: CODE RED! TO ALL LIVING THINGS WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE, RUN!
>"Uh, well... Twilight went into heat today, and according to the book all of the holders of the Elements of Harmony would go into heat too. Only it would be magnified in intensity because magic is life force and life energy in it's base, most primal state wants to reproduce," Spike quickly explained. >it's base, most primal state
"Fluttershy... In heat...?" A magenta pony asked, dread in her voice. "RUN FOR THE HILLS! EVERYPONY FOR HERSELF!" "SAVE THE STALLIONS! GET THEM HIDDEN!" Another cried. They took off in a stampede in all directions, leaving Spike to stare after them. Very slowly, Spike looked over at Applejack. "... They didn't even act like that for Nightmare Moon!" Spike gasped. "Yep," Applejack said with a slow nod. "... We're doomed, aren't we?" Spike asked.
I freaking lost it and my breakfast (got to clean my computer now) when i read that you my friend are HILARIOUS, but we are probably going to pony hell, who cares though this is wat to funny
The bit with Dr Whooves and Twilight matching wits was hilarious...poor Sonic Screwdriver though And Fluttershy in heat.....oh shit At least my fave girl AJ is handling things pretty well...better hope she keeps things under control, Spike
"'Go to university', she said. 'You'll have so many females vying to let you fertilize their eggs you won't know what to do with them,' she said. I hate mammals..." Make babies they said, it will be fun they said...
"SAVE THE STALLIONS! GET THEM HIDDEN!" Another cried. They took off in a stampede in all directions, leaving Spike to stare after them. Very slowly, Spike looked over at Applejack.
"... They didn't even act like that for Nightmare Moon!" Spike gasped.
"Yep," Applejack said with a slow nod" Now we know why the gender ratio is 4 to 1, FLUTTERHEAT
Flutters-... In-... ALL STATIONS, RED ALERT!!! FLUTTERSHY IN HEAT! I REPEAT, FLUTTERSHY IN HEAT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!! VACATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY! EVERYONE INTO THE BUNKERS!!! WE'RE NOW AT HEATCON 1!!!
(Hears fluttershys in heat) (Spits out coffee) (Goes on intercom) attention everypony fluttershy is in heat RUN LIKE HELL ON HOY WHEELS AND PINKIES SUGAR RUSHES WE ARE UNDER A BLUE FIRE PROTOCOL ALFA ALERT EVAC TRANSPORTS FOR STALLIONS UNDER WAY SWAT MARINES POLICE AND OTHER OFFICIALS REPORT TO COMBAT CENTER NAOohh shit here she is LOVE ME NAO Me: GAHHHH
Flutterheat.
He used sonic to sonic her. But what if sonic would sonic the sonic sonic? Sonic sonic sonic sonic!
Ahem.
I hope you get my point.
Plumbing and accessories. I lold. I like this story so far, it's really funny XD
lol fluttershy...
I imagined Fluttershy using her cute lil voice when she said all that. Tracking!
For some reason, when Fluttershy's voice dropped a few octaves and she said "Oh my", I heard George Takei saying it in my head.
My personal weirdness aside, this story is hilarious! I'm going to keep reading now.
"I'VE GOT YOU NOW, MY PRETTIES, NOW BEND OVER"
this is hilarious, run for the hills XD
-_-
My body is ready.
Oh God, => "Come on! Let's make some Candied Apples!" Caramel grinned.
Was eating ramen and when I read that I almost starting choking. XD
This story makes Molestia seem tame... or maybe not... *thinking about all the Molestia deviant pictures...*
"YOU'RE GOING TO BUCK MEEEE!!!"
Is what I assume will happen in a few chapters...
Ahhh the more I read the more the euphemism are killing me... Smile growing with every word~
This story is great. I can only imagine spike with a blank expression on his face the entire time.
Wow....Everyone's fucked aren't they?(waaaiiiiit for it........)
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Yessssss.. that is all
188464no.. theyre screwed.
Flutterheat? SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
oh god i fear of what we may find out happened last time fluttershy went into heat.....
Fluttershy in heat? aaahhh SHIIIIT !!!!!!
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So I wasn't the only one.
I'm listening to a playlist from Youtube. Just when Spike said "Fluttershy's in heat" the 'High School of the Dead' theme started playing and the ponies scattered. I lost it.
Dear God...
"And just so you know, if ah do lose mah control and try to ride you into the sunset, it's because ah actually do find you attractive for a dragon."
I lost my bucking mind!
fim.413chan.net/fim/src/129929276568-applesaccessories.png
Fluttershy is in heat. FLUTTERSHY. IS. IN. HEAT.
Sound the alarm, we are at CODE RED!
I REPEAT: CODE RED!
TO ALL LIVING THINGS WITHIN THE SOUND OF MY VOICE, RUN!
Was the bit with the crocodile supposed to be entirely reminiscent of The Hitchhiker's Guide?
>"Uh, well... Twilight went into heat today, and according to the book all of the holders of the Elements of Harmony would go into heat too. Only it would be magnified in intensity because magic is life force and life energy in it's base, most primal state wants to reproduce," Spike quickly explained.
>it's base, most primal state
COME OUT!
(This can be taken both ways)
"Fluttershy... In heat...?" A magenta pony asked, dread in her voice. "RUN FOR THE HILLS! EVERYPONY FOR HERSELF!"
"SAVE THE STALLIONS! GET THEM HIDDEN!" Another cried. They took off in a stampede in all directions, leaving Spike to stare after them. Very slowly, Spike looked over at Applejack.
"... They didn't even act like that for Nightmare Moon!" Spike gasped.
"Yep," Applejack said with a slow nod.
"... We're doomed, aren't we?" Spike asked.
I freaking lost it and my breakfast (got to clean my computer now) when i read that you my friend are HILARIOUS, but we are probably going to pony hell, who cares though this is wat to funny
I can't help imagine fluttershy as being like Cleveland Brown Jr. (The Cleveland Show) when he is in the mood.
Dear God....
Why am I tracking this?
Gods this won't end well. Do the ponies have birth control? Please tell me yes!
From the look of things, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, and maybe Celestia will have kids.
Oh shit.
I agree. Have fun in pony hell
good story anyways
"EVERY PONY IN THIS TOWN IS CRAZY!"
Dear gawd this is genius
The bit with Dr Whooves and Twilight matching wits was hilarious...poor Sonic Screwdriver though
And Fluttershy in heat.....oh shit
At least my fave girl AJ is handling things pretty well...better hope she keeps things under control, Spike
flutterheat?
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Oh god. Applejack's 'marhing band chantig Make Babies!' line had me in stitches - same with Fluttershy :3
It's allways the quiet ones....+=RUN!!!!!!
"Fluttershy... In heat...?" A magenta pony asked, dread in her voice. "RUN FOR THE HILLS! EVERYPONY FOR HERSELF!"
I do believe that pony is sexist,
Fluttershy in heat is like shooting a grunt with a MAC round. Fucking overkill.
"'Go to university', she said. 'You'll have so many females vying to let you fertilize their eggs you won't know what to do with them,' she said. I hate mammals..."
Make babies they said, it will be fun they said...
fluttershys in heat? dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Fluttershy_lolface.png
...See?! No wonder there are so few stallions in the show. Poor guys gets snoo-snoo´d to death by Flutterheat.
Oh god... i'm crying from laughter now xD Great story xD
"SAVE THE STALLIONS! GET THEM HIDDEN!" Another cried. They took off in a stampede in all directions, leaving Spike to stare after them. Very slowly, Spike looked over at Applejack.
"... They didn't even act like that for Nightmare Moon!" Spike gasped.
"Yep," Applejack said with a slow nod"
Now we know why the gender ratio is 4 to 1, FLUTTERHEAT
This is AWESOME! FLUTTERRAPE!
"[...]There's one thing you never, ever do if you value your continued existence."
"Oh? What is that?" Twilight asked. [...]
"Never put me in a trap," he said.
Awwww yeahh, I was waiting for it :-D
"Ah can recognize it's crazy, therefore, I ain't crazy. Get it?"
Is this a Catch-22 reference? Is it? IS IT?
Ah and yea, cool story, bro. I like very much.
Flutters-... In-...
ALL STATIONS, RED ALERT!!!
FLUTTERSHY IN HEAT! I REPEAT, FLUTTERSHY IN HEAT!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
VACATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY! EVERYONE INTO THE BUNKERS!!!
WE'RE NOW AT HEATCON 1!!!
333377 hehe halo 3. are you a halo player?
(Hears fluttershys in heat)
(Spits out coffee)
(Goes on intercom)
attention everypony fluttershy is in heat RUN LIKE HELL ON HOY WHEELS AND PINKIES SUGAR RUSHES WE ARE UNDER A BLUE FIRE PROTOCOL ALFA ALERT EVAC TRANSPORTS FOR STALLIONS UNDER WAY SWAT MARINES POLICE AND OTHER OFFICIALS REPORT TO COMBAT CENTER NAOohh shit here she is
LOVE ME NAO
Me: GAHHHH
Some of thoes words arnt supposed to be there