There are some things in life they don't warn you about, such as your wife asking to try new, rather unique things in the bedroom. But to please her, Shining would do damn near anything.
I didn't read this. I mean, why would I read young age reversed r34 schlock like this, no matter how well-written? I couldn't, I wouldn't. I mean, what sort of horrible human being would read a story like this?!
Since I didn't read this I can't tell you how much I loved this.
If I had read this though, not that I would because it's so painfully adorable to read, I would probably have loved Aegis's bluntness in particular. She would have been pretty damn awesome like that.
Yep. But I didn't read it, so I wasn't able to laugh at Aegis imagining Eros with a butler. Nope.
Oh, dear lord. This was so cute, real, funny, tender. Urf, I love this story. In fact, I mentioned this story in a blog post recently. Just wanted to get the word out about this amazing story.
2859829 That would be the dildo bat from Saints Row The Third. If you haven't heard of the Saints Row games, then think Grand Theft Auto, but much more over the top.
Someone people bitch slap others. Me? I slap them with a sex toy and give them cerebral trauma and massive internal bleeding. It can also destroy heavily armored vehicles in 5 or so hits xD.
2859276 glad to know I'm not the only one who TOTALLY didn't read this chapter. That would have been embarrassing. Maybe almost as embarrassing as Eros' stamina most likely was his first time. Most likely, because I didn't read it. Yeah.
Ah awkward virgin sex. You dont see it a lot in fics, but it is honest. I cant help but wonder when reading through this just how much their roles are reversed. Like, Aegis getting mad at Eros for being so cavalier about fillies asking him out, did it "really" happen as Shining being that way and Cadance being bummed, or a variation of Cadance being asked out and Shining being bummed. Aegis' mom buying her an *ahem* "aid" was surprising, and a very funny end. Wonder if she ever does the same for Twi
2861829 Ok, so what was it? A dildo? A "joy-buzzer"? Beads? A "hooves free" vibrator? A "Learnin' the ropes" beginner's bondage kit? OH MY GOD! She went for the "Dungeon Master Deluxe", didn't she?! How could she give something so advanced to her budding daughter! ...or has her mom already gave her lessons in secret? IT'S A SCANDAL I TELL YOU!
wow really? the fucking old lady crossing the street and speeding vehicle racing towards them? i know that scene has no importance to the story and will never be remembered again , but like , could you have put any less effort into depicting a scenario for that instance?......
ok now that the worst possible shit is out of the way , maybe i can actually enjoy reading the last installment.....
Just a stylistic suggestion. I feel that it helps the story flow a little better to write out 'okay' versus using 'ok/OK.' Feel free to ignore me. Great chapter/story otherwise.
....hah! It's a chapter packed full of awkward, with a side of mortification.
The first time with Eros was oddly adorable. Wow. That's a strange one: adorable sex. Now I feel like some kind of pedophile or something.
nice.
I didn't read this. I mean, why would I read young age reversed r34 schlock like this, no matter how well-written? I couldn't, I wouldn't. I mean, what sort of horrible human being would read a story like this?!
Since I didn't read this I can't tell you how much I loved this.
If I had read this though, not that I would because it's so painfully adorable to read, I would probably have loved Aegis's bluntness in particular. She would have been pretty damn awesome like that.
Yep. But I didn't read it, so I wasn't able to laugh at Aegis imagining Eros with a butler. Nope.
Thank god I didn't read it, huh?
Oh, dear lord. This was so cute, real, funny, tender. Urf, I love this story. In fact, I mentioned this story in a blog post recently. Just wanted to get the word out about this amazing story.
yes this pleases Hanna and I await patiently for the next chapter, but I need to run away from this maid throwing knives at me.
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Wat's in the bag?
Oh that was goood, I really like Aegis, so direct but not overly dominant.
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A sex toy. Probably some little vibrating thing.
I think this was one of the funniest things I ever read.
2859315wtf do you think is in the bag its a dildo. rainbowlaugh:
Talk about mortifying.
This was worth the wait.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2859385 2859483 you know I had a feeling it was either that or a book detailing her mom's sex life
2859385 Way to kill the mood for the next chapter man. But, we all knew what it was anyway.
2859500 What was mortifying about it? I liked it!
2859483 I'm guessing it's either that, a vibrator, or *GASP* a vibrating dildo?!?
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This monster
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Oh, so did I. But I meant mortifying to them.
~Skeeter The Lurker
2859802 Ohhh, haha ok.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAAAAAAAAAAAT?
~Skeeter The Lurker
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That would be the dildo bat from Saints Row The Third. If you haven't heard of the Saints Row games, then think Grand Theft Auto, but much more over the top.
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Oh I've heard of those games, even played a few, but I never came across THAT.
Probably wasn't looking hard enough.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Humor is currently lost on three people at the time I quote this post.
This chapter was cute and awkward a hell, I loved it. Also, that ending I found a couple of errors as well.
missing the I, and
This should be She was awoken.
2859829>>2859800 That is the funniest way to kill somepony in Saints Row The Third. And I don't think it can fit in a bag
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I played through the entire game using only that and a rocket launcher (for the aerial vehicles, of course.) It was very weird but fun...
2860533 It is a weird but funny weapon
A realistic, non romantacized first time sex scene.
Kudos
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Someone people bitch slap others. Me? I slap them with a sex toy and give them cerebral trauma and massive internal bleeding. It can also destroy heavily armored vehicles in 5 or so hits xD.
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More over the top huh?Apparently some of us haven't played San Andreas and if you have then you don't remember things like these.
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It's a shame you can't actually use the chainsaw dildo but the gimp suit is a wearable piece of clothing
2859276 glad to know I'm not the only one who TOTALLY didn't read this chapter. That would have been embarrassing. Maybe almost as embarrassing as Eros' stamina most likely was his first time. Most likely, because I didn't read it. Yeah.
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Don't answer that, though. I already know.
I am liking it. Not sure how “it” came to be, but it is still good.
I have become so sappy recently, in the last few months. I blame Rainbow Dash's sexy face… And good romance fics, those probably helped.
Eek! Just noticed that my recent changes to my avatar made my eyes look… Hilariously, comically, cute. (Don't see the new one? Refresh the page.)
Ah awkward virgin sex.
You dont see it a lot in fics, but it is honest.
I cant help but wonder when reading through this just how much their roles are reversed.
Like, Aegis getting mad at Eros for being so cavalier about fillies asking him out, did it "really" happen as Shining being that way and Cadance being bummed, or a variation of Cadance being asked out and Shining being bummed.
Aegis' mom buying her an *ahem* "aid" was surprising, and a very funny end.
Wonder if she ever does the same for Twi
Bucking... lost it...
Hell, I lost it well before that... and it remained lost through out the rest of the story. Still can't find my damn soda anywhere!
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Ok, so what was it? A dildo? A "joy-buzzer"? Beads? A "hooves free" vibrator? A "Learnin' the ropes" beginner's bondage kit? OH MY GOD! She went for the "Dungeon Master Deluxe", didn't she?! How could she give something so advanced to her budding daughter! ...or has her mom already gave her lessons in secret? IT'S A SCANDAL I TELL YOU!
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... LESSONS!
... just ignore me, I'm in a pinkie mood today... or don't. It's funnier that way.
oh god i can't wait till you write more, you are now my second favorite author
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Most awesome use of a Youtube clip I've seen in awhile.
The above video also applies to our author for giving us this story to read, especially with all the awkwardly mortifying moments of Ageis and Eros
wow really? the fucking old lady crossing the street and speeding vehicle racing towards them? i know that scene has no importance to the story and will never be remembered again , but like , could you have put any less effort into depicting a scenario for that instance?......
ok now that the worst possible shit is out of the way , maybe i can actually enjoy reading the last installment.....
That was adorable.
-Mis
"Picturing"
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It's probably just some sort of back massage thing for Eros. You know how wings are used all the time. You guys are just being dirty.
I cracked up at how fast that was.
Just a stylistic suggestion. I feel that it helps the story flow a little better to write out 'okay' versus using 'ok/OK.' Feel free to ignore me. Great chapter/story otherwise.
Bisexual power!
And you have now learned a little something about everyone's favorite derp.
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My money's on a bag full of candycanes. Just sayin.
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!!!!??????!!!!??!?
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If you have to ask, then you're too young for the answer.