Her royal highness, princess Celestia, has eyes set on one studious, purple mare. As an opportunity emerges, she finds a way to show just how caring the teacher can be to her most faithful student.
Alright, the chapter is out. I have also changed up the pic a bit, but seeing how my Twilight isn't that good looking, I will most likely try to touch it up a bit tomorrow. Color!
Ah yes, here is the reason why the comedy tag is present, although the random tag would be better since its brainfuckery being that life as the world knows it cant work anymore and orgies and requesting that the pricess fucks you will become everyday.
2057831 Oh no, Celestia is a one pony kind of mare. No orgies there. The regal symbol, sun shining across all of Equestria leads her life as an example to all and as such, practices strict monogamy.
That won't stop her from dressing our Twilight in a gimp outfit and parading her through the streets of Canterlot as she spanks the unicorn's star-specked flanks with a whip, though. Food for thought.
So, gonna be any overarching story here, or lots of smut and comedy for the sake of it? Either way, it's been rather humorous, and having Twilight come to the throne room in the middle of Court to achieve her climax? Priceless!
2057985 I honestly have no idea. I'd like to introduce some plot, the other, kind of plot that is. Trouble is, suddenly the story will diverge too far from the original premise and instead of lighthearted cloppiness, I'll start writing a dark epic about betrayal and lust
You know people probably haven't noticed or really didn't give, but it's cool how your cover image has changed, and let me tell you it's 50% awesomeness plus. MOAR!! The end is near.
Sweepy moved through the stars, and saw the worlds die. He saw suns explode into supernovas, and new planets form, giving birth to entire new species and civilizations. He found himself all powerful, and all knowing, his only task to witness the marvels of creation.
Replace "Sweepy" with "[reader name here]". Because it really happened.
2059486 Spike's not here for whatever reason - including him would only complicate things without making the story more interesting. As for the rest, I was hoping to do a Nightmare Moon battle and the return of Luna at some point, so you never know
"Sister! Is that how one holds court this century? Fie! Be it that way! Bring me a stallion so I may ravage him publicly as I answer petitioners!"
2059993 Clopping is best. Although for me it's rather the dissatisfaction with traditional pornography - after seeing one more hideous video that depicts intercourse with grace you would show two slabs of meat bouncing against each other, you kind of begin to seek some quality. And boy, do we have awesome writers here.
2060323 You are right, this story deserves an alternative universe tag, added. After all, I don't really see the show Celestia doing all that. The events here are a year or two before the Nightmare Moon incident.
2060379 Well, I was kinda trying to hit the reader in the head with a mallet there. Might have left a concussion or two.
Clopping is best. Although for me it's rather the dissatisfaction with traditional pornography - after seeing one more hideous video that depicts intercourse with grace you would show two slabs of meat bouncing against each other, you kind of begin to seek some quality. And boy, do we have awesome writers here.
I definitely agree with this sentiment here. Hell, before ponies I enjoyed erotica much more than regular porn. And it will stay that way until someone passes a universal law that states that all males are not allowed to talk in porn, ever.
Also I love you for adding in a bit of Cheerilight (and sincerely hope you follow up on the offer some time in the future), haha!
ah yes, that beautiful moment where the need to rut is so strong you forget all sense of decency and ask you significant other or fuck buddy to take you in public, and good on the princess to not keep her waiting. might have to go back and read this chapter again because I skipped over the park seen, the moment I read the part where the students showed up I was like "nope!nope!nope!nope!" and promptly skipped several paragraphs, but still excellent chapter, very nicely done, cant wait for next chapter.
2061876 Ever since I've read Romance Reports I've had a soft spot for these two lovely mares going at it like there's no tomorrow. I'll most likely cover it in an intermission chapter once I get some things I've planned out of the way.
2061890 I was a bit afraid writing that part as I didn't want to go into foalcon. I would've left the kids out entirely, but this seemed like such a natural and consistent with the show way to introduce Cheerilee.
"And this statue represents clopping. They said there once was a purple mare so horny, Celestia had to turn her into stone!"
wow, that was very tastefully done, love how Cheerilee handled herself, and now I am even more interested in reading Romance Reports, because of this. Still great chapter, I cant wait to see what happens next now that every thing is out in the open.
Well, I was kinda trying to hit the reader in the head with a mallet there. Might have left a concussion or two.
Funny, the broadcast that played in my head was as such, "... The resulting carnage left 12 users dead, 85 in the hospital, and took at least 16 hours to clean up..."
I have to say though, that formal request of Twi's, just kinda threw me. I sat back and laughed for five or so minutes at that, and it cheered up my day quite well, thanks for that. It's rare enough a clopfic makes me laugh, but that hard? If i hadn't already, i'd fave and track this, just from that paragraph alone.
Oh god yes...![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
oh god......another great chapter...that poor bastard...he might not live through how much he was gonna have to drink
Alright, the chapter is out. I have also changed up the pic a bit, but seeing how my Twilight isn't that good looking, I will most likely try to touch it up a bit tomorrow. Color!
Ah yes, here is the reason why the comedy tag is present, although the random tag would be better since its brainfuckery being that life as the world knows it cant work anymore and orgies and requesting that the pricess fucks you will become everyday.
Wonder if Twilight will get jealous.![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
2057831 Oh no, Celestia is a one pony kind of mare. No orgies there. The regal symbol, sun shining across all of Equestria leads her life as an example to all and as such, practices strict monogamy.
That won't stop her from dressing our Twilight in a gimp outfit and parading her through the streets of Canterlot as she spanks the unicorn's star-specked flanks with a whip, though. Food for thought.
Oh, I don't know... Maybe she'll grow wings or something.
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It takes a special kind of mind to make the connection between the horn-as-penis simile and the detachable penis hentai subgenre. Good job.
2057893 Holy crap, that's an actual thing?![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
HA!
So, gonna be any overarching story here, or lots of smut and comedy for the sake of it?
Either way, it's been rather humorous, and having Twilight come to the throne room in the middle of Court to achieve her climax? Priceless!
Epic, you sir have a talent here.![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
An awesome story accept tho fav, I will be following if it continues.
2057920
eeyup![:facehoof:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png)
2057985 I honestly have no idea. I'd like to introduce some plot, the other, kind of plot that is. Trouble is, suddenly the story will diverge too far from the original premise and instead of lighthearted cloppiness, I'll start writing a dark epic about betrayal and lust![:pinkiesick:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiesick.png)
I'll have to think that through later.
2058091 Who wouldn't?![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
Also, touched up the cover pic. It's now in color! Next: 3D!![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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also.... CELESTIA IS FUCKING EVIL![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
why do I have a feeling that Sweepy Shine is going to become very powerful by the end of this story>
Alright now you're just being silly
...Although I didn't say stop.
That got a little ridiculous near the end, but, eh, it was still hilarious. Can't wait to see where this'll go next...
2049392 I agree.
2057603 To unsee such wanking material you would probably have to drink a mixture of Methanol, Turpentine and Vodka.![:rainbowwild:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowwild.png)
Note: I am NOT wanking to this!![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
You know people probably haven't noticed or really didn't give, but it's cool how your cover image has changed, and let me tell you it's 50% awesomeness plus.
![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
![:fluttercry:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/fluttercry.png)
MOAR!!
The end is near.
2057920
Yes, and there's at least one that's laugh-out-loud funny.
This is awaome, i cant even articulate![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Replace "Sweepy" with "[reader name here]". Because it really happened.
2057893
poor poor twilight
2058755
Single greatest show on VH1 ever.
So absurd, so ridiculous.
Please, please, please continue!
continue.
What I wanna see is Luna, Spike, and the rest of the main 6's reaction.![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
What? Another chapter? Why yes, of COURSE I'll read it.
The art just keeps getting better every time I check in on this!
She just...She just made her...They just...Ermahgerd.
Was going strong until the formal request. My suspension of disbelief flew completely to pieces.
![:twilightoops:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightoops.png)
2058201 Yeah, sometimes I might go overboard when trying to avoid repetition.![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
2058765 But she hurts so good!
2059486 Spike's not here for whatever reason - including him would only complicate things without making the story more interesting. As for the rest, I was hoping to do a Nightmare Moon battle and the return of Luna at some point, so you never know![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
"Sister! Is that how one holds court this century? Fie! Be it that way! Bring me a stallion so I may ravage him publicly as I answer petitioners!"
2059993 Clopping is best. Although for me it's rather the dissatisfaction with traditional pornography - after seeing one more hideous video that depicts intercourse with grace you would show two slabs of meat bouncing against each other, you kind of begin to seek some quality. And boy, do we have awesome writers here.
2060323 You are right, this story deserves an alternative universe tag, added. After all, I don't really see the show Celestia doing all that. The events here are a year or two before the Nightmare Moon incident.
2060379 Well, I was kinda trying to hit the reader in the head with a mallet there. Might have left a concussion or two.
2060537 Thank you.
All my boners.![:twilightblush:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightblush.png)
Dear God in Heaven!![:rainbowderp:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowderp.png)
![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Just... WOW!
It is rare to find clop done so well!!!
celestia and twilight are both crazy. also, this is one of the sexiest things ive yet to read.
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I'm so sorry...
denver.mylittlefacewhen.com/media/f/img/mlfw299_1298776425927.jpg
I just had to suppress my laughter while reading this.
2060637
I definitely agree with this sentiment here. Hell, before ponies I enjoyed erotica much more than regular porn. And it will stay that way until someone passes a universal law that states that all males are not allowed to talk in porn, ever.
Also I love you for adding in a bit of Cheerilight (and sincerely hope you follow up on the offer some time in the future), haha!
Oh also great pick!
2061876 Ever since I've read Romance Reports I've had a soft spot for these two lovely mares going at it like there's no tomorrow. I'll most likely cover it in an intermission chapter once I get some things I've planned out of the way.
2061890 I was a bit afraid writing that part as I didn't want to go into foalcon. I would've left the kids out entirely, but this seemed like such a natural and consistent with the show way to introduce Cheerilee.
"And this statue represents clopping. They said there once was a purple mare so horny, Celestia had to turn her into stone!"
2061910
and now you have peeked my interest, I shall commence rereading at once!
2061910
wow, that was very tastefully done, love how Cheerilee handled herself, and now I am even more interested in reading Romance Reports, because of this. Still great chapter, I cant wait to see what happens next now that every thing is out in the open.
2060637
Funny, the broadcast that played in my head was as such, "... The resulting carnage left 12 users dead, 85 in the hospital, and took at least 16 hours to clean up..."
I have to say though, that formal request of Twi's, just kinda threw me. I sat back and laughed for five or so minutes at that, and it cheered up my day quite well, thanks for that. It's rare enough a clopfic makes me laugh, but that hard? If i hadn't already, i'd fave and track this, just from that paragraph alone.
2061910 have you read The Other Mare? It's very relevant and very good.
2062509 Oh, yes. I'm still eagerly waiting for an update.