Her royal highness, princess Celestia, has eyes set on one studious, purple mare. As an opportunity emerges, she finds a way to show just how caring the teacher can be to her most faithful student.
twilight, the goddess of sex. strangely enough, it fits. i mean, who else would know sex better then a lonely knowledge obsessed student with the most powerful magical ability ever seen in a mortal? no one, thats who.
So, Twilight is going to be Princess of Sensuality, and it will be her job to reign over ponies sexual desires and aid them in finding healthy ways to pursue them? Huh. Hopefully she gets time to research that specific area of magic and pony behavior before she gets thrown in the deep end, as it were. Imagine if she was thrown face first into some of the...less pleasant kinks without warning or preperation? ...guro, for example. (DOn't google that!)
2128476 Duh. 2128499 I'm thinking her parents' reaction might be an interesting one. 2128673 Oh, no, no. Why would she do that? When would she find time to please Celestia? Twilight will simply raise a gigantic cock every morning and make it thrust through the sky. Like Celestia does with her sun. 2128051>>2128179>>2127698 And guess who's tapping that divine flank? I can't really decide which one of them I am jealous of the most. The sex deity or the one that's sleeping with her.
2129729 The evil princess is chillin' on her moon, don't you worry about her. In fact as the "horn displacement conundrum" story arc came to a conclusion, I'm thinking about moving on to write about Twilight's misadventures with Nightmare Moon - the time of her return draws near! No pony said Twilight couldn't handle two things at once, if you catch my drift.
2129790 So Twilight purifies Luna with her amazing bedroom skills? Hmm, how do you show appreciation for Luna's nights? By rocking her world, that's how. Does she do this on her own, or does she gather up the Elements of SexinessHarmony first? (Think about it, Celestia couldn't handle Nighty on her own, Twilight is gonna need to make 5 totally hot friends for this. )
21299462129991 I need to think and come up with something that fits. As much fun as having Twilight simply screwing her way out of every problem would be, that's not really that interesting. Another villain appears? Quick! Twilight, use your sex powers and fuck her into submission!
As for the rest of the mane six, I am slightly hesitant to bring them in, unless I decide to go with the "elements of harmony save the day" scenario, albeit with a more sensual twist. And remember, Twilight's in love - she'd much rather have Celestia visit her bed than some random hick from a town over, so don't expect any Twi X mane 6. The thing is - unless a main show character is explicitly involved in the plot, there is not much point in writing them, random appearances and references are more often than not cheesy and detract from the experience rather than add to it.
2130133 I was being about 50% facetious anyway. Tho' only 50% Still, gotta wonder, just how would the NMM situation resolve itself in this particular 'verse? Twilight is bound to start wondering what happened to the moon from Celestia's song. She said "we" after all. Twilight isn't going to let that just slip by.
2129343 That's...a disturbing mental image. Since you mentioned this story takes place shortly before the start of the series, how will these events effect how Twilight feels when Celestia blows off her concerns about Nightmare Moon?
2130133 Well, if Twilight ends up living in Ponyville as per original series...
*tail end of 'welcome back Luna' party*
Celestia: Twilight, you wanted to speak with me? Twilight: Yes, Princess. Yousee, I understand why you dismissed my concerns and sent me to Ponyville...it was the only chance to get your sister back. I can forgive you for that. However... Celestia: ...however? Twilight: You blew me off, Celestia. That hurt. Celestia: I'm so sorry Tw- *Celestia freezes when she sees Twilight's wicked grin* Twilight: You've been a bad pony, Princess. *there is a slight pop, and Twilight slips a long white horn into her saddlebag* Twilight: You need to be punished. And don't worry about the sun or anyone noticing your horn missing. I've...taken care of that.
2130785 Yes. Someone is writing fanfiction of my fanfiction. My life is complete.
Seriously though, I need to think this whole thing through - in the cartoon Celestia is incredibly manipulative and her schemes seem to run deep. There is no way in Tartarus she would simply bet the Equestria's fate on her student being the one, there must have been more. And that scares me a bit, this intuitive knowledge of something greater and darker lurking just beneath the surface.
But enough of that, I need to cool off after having watched the abomination that the season finale turned out to be. Gah, now everypony's a princess!
2130830 Oddly enough, ahead of time confirmation that Twilight will become an alicorn explains why Celestia trusts her with everything so easily. And another part of this is she's letting Twilight do everything because she knows that will accelerate her ascension so that she'll have her immortal at her side sooner. And she knows Ponyville is where the action is going to happen because that's the city built right outside the Everfree forest where the Elements are hidden, and she's been around long enough to know that there's no such thing as coincidence.
...you know, suddenly the entire series makes so much more sense... Even Lesson Zero makes more sense now. She wasn't worried about being sent back to Magic Kindergarten or banishment or anything like that. That was just a cover. She was worried about another punishment session...
2131053 This speaks volumes of who we are - the kind of people that would understand the show better if the whole cartoon was basically about an erotic game, played by two sex-crazed goddesses. Heh.
2131023 Oh god. Now I have to watch all the videos.
2140323 Well, it was all going fine until the most recent chapter, where you apparently decided to throw in a plot (well, another one) and spice it up with far more eloquent writing. WHERE IS MY TRASHY CLOP FIC I WAS PROMISED?
2197550 Now if only I could get everyone else to give me so much feedback in comments! You are right about my constant struggle for synonyms - in every fic I seem to read I see constant repetition and overuse of the same words. Twilight did X, then Twilight did Y and Twilight did Z seemed to pop up everywhere I looked. It is bad to use a character's name so much, I thought. Feeling confident in my insight, I decided - "Well obviouslyI'm not going to make such amateurish mistakes!" ... and then it came out as it did
2197609 Yeah, I getcha. I think the issue with 'Twilight did X' isn't so much word choice as it is sentence structure. The sentence always begins with Twilight, and then moves onto her verbing a noun. Starting with the verb, for example, or even an adjective, can drastically change how something is portrayed, even if it's still Twilight or 'she' doing the action. And long strings of actions are boring. People don't just do things, they tend to think and feel stuff while they do them, so mixing that in can help to break up the monotony. And let's face it, if the character is doing something so monotonous that to describe it would be boring, then it's probably best not to focus on it too much. Those are the times when I feel 'telling' in writing is superior to 'showing' (although Show Don't Tell only works as a maxim for the absolute newbie), because it allows you to gloss over and summarise the boring shit that doesn't actually matter to the plot of the story with 'Twilight went through her morning routine of X, Y and Z', for example, without going into it too much.
That was honestly one of Twilight's (the vampire crap novels) biggest, most glaring flaws to me, actually (among many others, but they aren't relevant). The constant need to explain every little fucking action the protagonist took, down to the cooking ingredients. I mean, who gives a fuck that she's putting pepper on a steak? How relevant is that? It's not, and that crap should've been cut the moment it hit the editor's office. Eh, I've kinda lost the point I was trying to make somewhere in this , but I think at the end of the day, if you're faced with 'she did X' issues, you should try rearranging the sentence before you hit the thesaurus.
Damn, as far as things to be a goddess of goes, Twilight hit the jackpot.
i don't know how to take twilight 'role' as a goddess, i usually take that quite seriously, but it's just so funny!![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
That wasn't just powerful... that was... overwhelming. Sexy, romantic, and just plain mind blowing.
There are no words, dude. Just... wow.
Oh, by the way, I imagine the song sounding something like this:
Beautiful![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
![:yay:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/yay.png)
2127698 mmm agreed.
Goddess of sex, BOOM BABY!
Normally, when you refer to a female as a sexual goddess, it's taken to be hyperbole.
....Nope, here comes Princess Eros.
That image was glorious. Can't wait for Twilight to acquire her new wings, and to see how well they serve for flight.
twilight, the goddess of sex. strangely enough, it fits. i mean, who else would know sex better then a lonely knowledge obsessed student with the most powerful magical ability ever seen in a mortal? no one, thats who.
Cadence & Shining are gonna be floored when they find out.
So, Twilight is going to be Princess of Sensuality, and it will be her job to reign over ponies sexual desires and aid them in finding healthy ways to pursue them? Huh. Hopefully she gets time to research that specific area of magic and pony behavior before she gets thrown in the deep end, as it were. Imagine if she was thrown face first into some of the...less pleasant kinks without warning or preperation? ...guro, for example. (DOn't google that!
)
2128476 Duh.![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
I can't really decide which one of them I am jealous of the most. The sex deity or the one that's sleeping with her.
2128499 I'm thinking her parents' reaction might be an interesting one.
2128673 Oh, no, no. Why would she do that? When would she find time to please Celestia? Twilight will simply raise a gigantic cock every morning and make it thrust through the sky. Like Celestia does with her sun.
2128051>>2128179>>2127698 And guess who's tapping that divine flank?
I guess NMM/Luna died in this universe or something if all this was something before NMMs return in the canon universe?
Being that Twilights destiny is not to stop NMM but to buck with Celestia, guess they can do it on the sun together too though.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
2129729 The evil princess is chillin' on her moon, don't you worry about her. In fact as the "horn displacement conundrum" story arc came to a conclusion, I'm thinking about moving on to write about Twilight's misadventures with Nightmare Moon - the time of her return draws near! No pony said Twilight couldn't handle two things at once, if you catch my drift.![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
2129790![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
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So Twilight purifies Luna with her amazing bedroom skills?
Hmm, how do you show appreciation for Luna's nights? By rocking her world, that's how.
Does she do this on her own, or does she gather up the Elements of
SexinessHarmony first?(Think about it, Celestia couldn't handle Nighty on her own, Twilight is gonna need to make 5
totally hotfriends for this.I CALLED IT!
Great chapter and I can't wait to see where you go with this.
"Focus. Breath," should be "Focus. Breathe,"
2130066 Fixed!
2129946 2129991
I need to think and come up with something that fits. As much fun as having Twilight simply screwing her way out of every problem would be, that's not really that interesting. Another villain appears? Quick! Twilight, use your sex powers and fuck her into submission!
As for the rest of the mane six, I am slightly hesitant to bring them in, unless I decide to go with the "elements of harmony save the day" scenario, albeit with a more sensual twist. And remember, Twilight's in love - she'd much rather have Celestia visit her bed than some random hick from a town over, so don't expect any Twi X mane 6. The thing is - unless a main show character is explicitly involved in the plot, there is not much point in writing them, random appearances and references are more often than not cheesy and detract from the experience rather than add to it.
2130133
Tho' only 50%
I was being about 50% facetious anyway.
Still, gotta wonder, just how would the NMM situation resolve itself in this particular 'verse? Twilight is bound to start wondering what happened to the moon from Celestia's song. She said "we" after all. Twilight isn't going to let that just slip by.
wait..... the new chapter name is bubbles?..... FUCKING BUBBLES!
Commence read.
Quick typo?
2130363 Fix'd. Many kisses in your general direction.
2130304 Surely you mean "fucking in the bubbles". "Fucking amongst the bubbles," if you're feeling fancy.![:derpyderp1:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpyderp1.png)
2129343
That's...a disturbing mental image.
Since you mentioned this story takes place shortly before the start of the series, how will these events effect how Twilight feels when Celestia blows off her concerns about Nightmare Moon?
2130133
Well, if Twilight ends up living in Ponyville as per original series...
*tail end of 'welcome back Luna' party*
Celestia: Twilight, you wanted to speak with me?
Twilight: Yes, Princess. Yousee, I understand why you dismissed my concerns and sent me to Ponyville...it was the only chance to get your sister back. I can forgive you for that. However...
Celestia: ...however?
Twilight: You blew me off, Celestia. That hurt.
Celestia: I'm so sorry Tw-
*Celestia freezes when she sees Twilight's wicked grin*
Twilight: You've been a bad pony, Princess.
*there is a slight pop, and Twilight slips a long white horn into her saddlebag*
Twilight: You need to be punished. And don't worry about the sun or anyone noticing your horn missing. I've...taken care of that.
2130785 Yes. Someone is writing fanfiction of my fanfiction. My life is complete.
Seriously though, I need to think this whole thing through - in the cartoon Celestia is incredibly manipulative and her schemes seem to run deep. There is no way in Tartarus she would simply bet the Equestria's fate on her student being the one, there must have been more. And that scares me a bit, this intuitive knowledge of something greater and darker lurking just beneath the surface.
But enough of that, I need to cool off after having watched the abomination that the season finale turned out to be. Gah, now everypony's a princess!
2130633 here is another quote from the man who gave you "FUCKING BUBBLES!"
"Hello I'm the Nostalgia Critic, I remember it so you don't have to!"
2130830
Oddly enough, ahead of time confirmation that Twilight will become an alicorn explains why Celestia trusts her with everything so easily. And another part of this is she's letting Twilight do everything because she knows that will accelerate her ascension so that she'll have her immortal at her side sooner.
And she knows Ponyville is where the action is going to happen because that's the city built right outside the Everfree forest where the Elements are hidden, and she's been around long enough to know that there's no such thing as coincidence.
...you know, suddenly the entire series makes so much more sense...![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
Even Lesson Zero makes more sense now. She wasn't worried about being sent back to Magic Kindergarten or banishment or anything like that. That was just a cover. She was worried about another punishment session...
2131053 This speaks volumes of who we are - the kind of people that would understand the show better if the whole cartoon was basically about an erotic game, played by two sex-crazed goddesses. Heh.
2131023 Oh god. Now I have to watch all the videos.
By the way, for those who are not watching me, here is a blog post about the season's finale!
Keep'em cumming (HA! DIRTY JOKE!)
....wut...![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
2132003
Don't you worry, Twilight will soon becum an alicorn. ![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
2140263 ...is that a good wut or a bad wut?![:twilightsheepish:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsheepish.png)
2140323
Well, it was all going fine until the most recent chapter, where you apparently decided to throw in a plot (well, another one) and spice it up with far more eloquent writing. WHERE IS MY TRASHY CLOP FIC I WAS PROMISED?
2140323
Hope she doesn't blow to soon ![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)
Oh Twi, only you could deadpan so hard. Princess of coitus. Dear Celestia, you are too damn adorkable![:twilightblush:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightblush.png)
2197550![:twilightsheepish:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsheepish.png)
Now if only I could get everyone else to give me so much feedback in comments! You are right about my constant struggle for synonyms - in every fic I seem to read I see constant repetition and overuse of the same words. Twilight did X, then Twilight did Y and Twilight did Z seemed to pop up everywhere I looked. It is bad to use a character's name so much, I thought. Feeling confident in my insight, I decided - "Well obviously I'm not going to make such amateurish mistakes!" ... and then it came out as it did
2197609
Yeah, I getcha. I think the issue with 'Twilight did X' isn't so much word choice as it is sentence structure. The sentence always begins with Twilight, and then moves onto her verbing a noun. Starting with the verb, for example, or even an adjective, can drastically change how something is portrayed, even if it's still Twilight or 'she' doing the action. And long strings of actions are boring. People don't just do things, they tend to think and feel stuff while they do them, so mixing that in can help to break up the monotony. And let's face it, if the character is doing something so monotonous that to describe it would be boring, then it's probably best not to focus on it too much. Those are the times when I feel 'telling' in writing is superior to 'showing' (although Show Don't Tell only works as a maxim for the absolute newbie), because it allows you to gloss over and summarise the boring shit that doesn't actually matter to the plot of the story with 'Twilight went through her morning routine of X, Y and Z', for example, without going into it too much.
That was honestly one of Twilight's (the vampire crap novels) biggest, most glaring flaws to me, actually (among many others, but they aren't relevant). The constant need to explain every little fucking action the protagonist took, down to the cooking ingredients. I mean, who gives a fuck that she's putting pepper on a steak? How relevant is that? It's not, and that crap should've been cut the moment it hit the editor's office. Eh, I've kinda lost the point I was trying to make somewhere in this
, but I think at the end of the day, if you're faced with 'she did X' issues, you should try rearranging the sentence before you hit the thesaurus.
So that's how she became a princess.... So is she the princess of magical sex?
2130304 That comment. No words can describe it's awesome.