• Member Since 21st Jun, 2012
  • offline last seen Feb 9th, 2016

MarcusFirehaven


I may or may not be a talking cat with a laptop. Maybe.

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Twilight Sparkle decides to make a spell, and the courier is doing something stupid. Guess what happens next?

On hiatus for a while as I am lazy. I am also bad at judging distances, which apparently applies to chapter length as well, which is why chapter 3 was so short. I had a ton of schoolwork that needs to be done.... Needed to be done. I keep trying to write other things. I apologize for delays, but it is for the better.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 23 )

Wat.

PINEAPPLE

Pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp...

I like the random, but it needs to be clearly written as well.

"HEY EVERYPONY THAT LIVES HERE! I'M A HERO GUY FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE! I HAVE A COOL ROBOT AS WELL!" Marcus yelled out the door.

THE HORROR. I feel like his voice is ripping up time and space. :raritycry:

This makes my fucking FACE hurt. :raritycry:

The first 26 emoticons represent the letters of the alphabet in their respective order.

:coolphoto::fluttershysad: :applejackunsure::ajbemused::flutterrage::flutterrage: :derpyderp2::fluttershyouch: :ajbemused: :applecry::pinkiesick::fluttershbad::heart::pinkiehappy::pinkiesad2::applejackconfused::pinkiegasp:.

I like this story because its not to be taken seriously and is just meant for laughs.

1702152

I want the last five minutes of my life back. :pinkiesick:

a revolver that played a tune as he pulled it out "I love that!"

The mysteriouse magnum :rainbowlaugh:

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Idiocy... idiocy never changes.

I never expected this to get so popular so fast! Or get a first glance, let alone a second! If this gets a trope page I may just faint!:twilightsmile:

1702152

I'm lazy! Translate for me! :pinkiehappy:

1702063

Wait till you see chapter 3!

:yay:<Mwahahaha!

1702216>>1702241>>1702256>>1702282>>1702833>>1704374

Yes.

1702094

I know! That is among the points of this! Did you expect only one point? No, there needs to be at least 3.

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The holy hand Granade

1707752

Yep! if you actually count to three when cooking (read: wait 3 seconds) it has a bigger explosion!:pinkiehappy:

More fun that way!:pinkiecrazy:

1707967

I know... still haven't used them, and I kind of lost them in a container or companion. I had to remove the explosives from Cass because she kept throwing shock grenades at golden geckos.

1708040 yeah that happens
Ps don't give Raul a Minigun he sprays the ammo at nothing :facehoof:

1701936

It's his one weakness. Why? He is the only one to realize armor wasn't made to stop sharp fruit. It can stop normal fruit, that would be just silly if it didn't.:twilightsmile:

1702063

The horror that is chapter 3 is here! Let's se your raroty scale of HORROR at Brian Blessed mode!!! :rainbowlaugh:

1702152

"Go fall in a dumpster"?:rainbowhuh:

I agreed to a comment saying I should be destroyed on YouTube! You'll have to try harder than that!:pinkiecrazy:

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