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Every single terrible sex pun hidden amongst the normal prose was like a hidden gem. I hated every one of them and eagerly, gleefully sought out the next. It’s glorious.

I await the inevitable Princess Chapter with delight.

I wondered how you were going to bring Twilight into this and you delivered.

Hate fuck break.

Da! DA! Ye olde Twi-Trix cat fight! I love it!

I'm fuckin' dying I hope you're ready to explain my COD to my grandmother

At this rate, the student Dragons amongst others are going to have some extensive court time. Between near indestructible, normal, expected and possibly excessively abused size differences and changes and absolutely nothing to do in the dragonlands but the geography and each other, it might be considered theyd have the greatest count of experiments? Which results so often in losses in non dragon, partners, especially if abilities swerve towards certain comic story abilities.

A dragon can quite literally state they have their eye on you? Or get over a broken heart?

So is this not cannon to Tryptych because Trixie and Twilight generally don't like each other? Or are they just fighting because they had bad sex?

Well this could get interesting. I wonder how kinky Pinkie’s is going to get.

There will be a rise, alright.

Wait is this based off of that Playboy show? Even has basically the same name.

This is amazing on more levels than I'm comfortable recounting. Thank you for it. I can only imagine how the rest of the Bearers might get involved.

I cannot articulate through text how much I love this.

I love how creative this is in its horniness. Keep it up!

This song?

"Hate Fuck Break", huh? Sounds awfully plausible!

And yeah, this is some clever and creative stuff. I hope you've got more coming soon!

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oldie but a goodie

New headcanon accepted.

Especially "hate fuck break."

BTW, and I'm sure you knew this, the existence of Hinny of the Hills (and the insult 'mule') certainly implies that ponies and donkeys have been getting it on for a while.
(Spoilered because I could)

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Uhm ....Google Why do reptiles have 2 penises. Yes, you CAN break it.

This... This certainly is a thing. A thing indeed...

I do not know if this would be the sort of thing that would end up in a small(?) claims civil court like this, but I wonder if a pony with a flexible physique and even more flexible morals (Cloudkicker?) could end up before Judge Heartstopper as part of a class action lawsuit by food-poisoned changedlings for "operating an unlicensed catering service" and "failing food safety inspections"

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At this point, Rainbow's Wonderbolts salary is probably 50% garnished just to pay off the fines. And it's only at 50% because it legally can't go any higher, because she's racking them up faster than they're paid off.

You wrote this just to get all the lewd puns out of your system, didn't you?

...not that I'm complaining, being too busy laughing

This fic exceeded my expectations is every way possible

This whole thing has been hilarious

This, this right here, is how you do comedy.

Only in Estee's Equestria. And we're gonna need a pic of that judge.

Fifty? That is a rather high estimate...

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The break time isn't just the sex time. It has to include the 15 minutes for a shower afterwards, 10 minutes to get their outfits presentable again, 10 minutes to relearn their notes, 3 minutes of mandatory decorum while the judge resumes her station and the estimate of 6 minutes to get the peanut gallery to settle down again.

Tracking which Bearers have / have not appeared / been mentioned. Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie all haven't appeared yet, by name, at least... Twlight and Rainbow and Rarity have, of course.

Trixie hummed to herself. It was a few bars of a classic foal's tune, and it was seldom hummed in public because somepony had figured out that the syllable count of 'She's an adult virgin' exactly matched the tempo and after that, the followup ya-ta-ta-ta-TA-ta-da! had more or less been lost forever.

Just wondering what tune that's talking about, if it's not just made up...

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Pinkie was the mare with pink curls who was claiming for lost sugar to the spooge laser.

Also I think it may have hit Derpy.

And this is where you become a mad genius. Anyone who can imply the term Hate fuck break is legally acknowledged enough that the duration is a known quantity has to have that distinction. Also Twilight outing Trixie like that was great.