Bink quietly nodded. The soft blue light went back into the saddlebags, and People's Exhibit Two was delivered to Impassi's desk. It was a magnifying lenses placed into the upper square of a folding, staple-shaped frame, about half the diameter of the average hoof. The bottom circular hollow had multiple fine white lines marking the edges.

Ohhhh.. so thats what it is.

I thought it was for measuring stamps.

Still, the Artist got the AI he wanted and it behaved just the way he wanted it. In thats how little effort he put into it.

A good AI is just like a child. It does better than you and treated right, gets you decent treatment in a nice retirement home. Unsupervised learning? Well, you get what can be bothered to do and pay for.

MY BLANKIE.

Don't mess with childhood blankeys. Oh if Rarity destroyed my childhood Blankey, there would be 5 bearers. I don't care what the others do to me. I don't care if Rarity is a supervillian. She would be dead mare.

If Equestria has anything like the treble damages guideline, the potential loss of bits seems to be the most likely way to curb Rarity's behavior.

Oh no... not the blankie. Now that's a true crime.

So it was Rarity turn and it did not disappoint. If she ever find a steady partner that can tolerate her "standards"... he was at least very determined. Two hours of carpet cleaning and not even the fun kind.

And Rarity finding a UV black light does seem like the worse thing that could happen to everybody else.

I'm nearly 30 and I still have my childhood Winnie The Pooh blankie in my closet. It's torn to shreads and barely recognizable nowadays, but I'm proud to still own it!

Impassi had put aside the normal rules for when Rarity was allowed to talk within the first two minutes.

ALLOWED to talk?! Faust the Creator can't shut her up.

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Hell! I'm 80 and I have the teddy bear from my first hospital visit at about 4 0r 5!

Honestly surprised the judge didn't stipulate the restoration of effects prior to cleaning. At least then it might be a little fun.

Can Sex Court mandate compulsory therapy for OCD?

I cackled out loud when I realised that Rarity was describing a blacklight.

Oh, that last bit. Some things truly cannot be replaced. Overall, a hilarious pair of tales of those with more confidence than sense, but that last line hits hard at an angle I never anticipated.

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I blame censorship then XP

But afaik, for _someone_ that might be a kink

I’ve got a small stuffed toy dog I’ve had since day 0, and I have not touched it in 10 years in its storage spot, but I would murder someone if they destroyed it

I just like how the other five consider Rarity to be the crazy one. Pinkie isn't the crazy one. Twilight at her worst isn't the crazy one. It's Rarity when she is just being Rarity.

So far, there's been stories with Dash, Rarity,Twilight, and the CMC plus a cameo with Pinkie.

AJ & Fluttershy are in relationships. That leaves Spike & Big Mac.

But, that doesn't mean that said relationships don't go smoothly. After all, Fleur De Lis is in a relationship with Fluttershy, and she (as in Fluttershy) is still trying to learn about pony sexuality practices. Which means she might be in Sex Court sooner than later.

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Soo..is Estee going to write an "Inspiration Manifestation" based fic?

Because, as bad as Trixie was with the Alicorn Amulet, I believe Rarity would surpass her by a wide margin.

"Well, how was I supposed to know that that wadded-up ancient layer-stained crusty nightmare hidden at the back of his bedding closet was his precious colthood blankie?"

I'd Kill Her For This.....

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I got you beat. I'm 35, and I still use mine every night. (When I'm not in hospital, at least, or housesitting.) It was made by a family friend, and ended up a bit bigger than necessary. (Puberty was not kind to my height, and at 5' 2," I finished smaller than most boys started.) So it still fits, and it's just so comfortable and warm, why should I give it up?

I mean, I've heard worse reasons to get my apartment clean. I'll take the free upgrades.