Sparkle's Secrets

by KobaloiJ

Cyborgs

Sparkle's Secrets

Century: 1700. Year: 169974

Celestia's sister set out on the still-sparkling sands, silence and sinister sunlight surrounding her. She, 164848 years since sending Celestia, slowly started to self-loathe herself for segregating and sequestering Celestia. All since some cyborgs, spawned by Senior Citizen Sodomy von Sacrilege, started shooting and stabbing every single stallion, steadfast in shutting off all sexual stratagems.

"Celestia!" she shouted, seeking her support in silencing the cyborgs. Silence saluted the steed, so she sustained her search for specifically 700 hours. Seeing no signs of Celestia, she sighed and somberly schlepped along the sands, seeking shelter in someplace safe. Some slow minutes passed, and she spotted a shining skeleton amongst the sands. Striding swiftly to the skeleton, she screamed shrilly as she surveyed it.

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"Sister..." she said, staring sadly at the skeleton. She spied a stick shining in the sun, and a steel skewer. She sat up, sauntered over, and steeled herself. Submersing the skewer in her stomach, she shrieked soundlessly and smashed into the sands. Smiling at the shell of her sister, she was certainly satisfied with her seppuku.

Comments

[BurnNote]

The description alone makes me want to read it.
Later

[mocken999]

It makes my mind hurt

[Nordlichter]

Wow, impressive.
I think I'd like a translation though...

[Jiopaba]

...

HEY! Cyborgs doesn't start with an S. You cheating bastard.