Diaries of Sleep Deprived Ponies

by Navy Shadow

Diaries of a Sleep Deprived Rainbow Dash

DOSDP DRINKING GAME:
EVERY TIME YOU SPOT A REFERENCE, TAKE A DRINK
WHENEVER A NEW ENTRY BEGINS, TAKE A DRINK
EVERY TIME YOU SPOT A GRAMMAR/SPELLING ERROR, TAKE A SHOT

GUARANTEED DEATH BY THE END OF THE NIGHT

Entry 1 - 7:32 PM - March 2nd
Today was AWESOME.

I got to meet my hero's, The Wonderbolts, up in Cloudsdale tonight and they were amazing, I had a VIP pass so I got to go backstage after the show to see them and talk to them, me and a few others were there. We were probably the only ones with backstage VIP passes because they sold out in like 10 seconds flat. I was the first buyer, of course

Anyway they saw me and instantly recognized me from all the times before today that I had seen them. Spitfire especially remembers me from all the Wonderbolt Academy records I broke and all the new ones I set

This has been such an awesome night. I don't think I'll be able to sleep!

Mood: ohmygodohmygod

Entry 2 - 11:37 PM
No sleep for me tonight it seems.

Mood: Awake

Entry 3 - 11:42 PM
Since sleeping is off the menu I have to find something entertaining to do tonight. The playpony magazines under my bed seem interesting right about now....

I could try reading one of the books Twilight gave me last week, the new Daring Do book is supposed to be her toughest adventure yet! I do see a lot of myself within that character, almost as if some strange creature from another world wrote Daring Do, made me the main character and just changed my colours and gave me a hat... But that's the craziness talking. I'm sure its just a huge coincidence

or is it?

let's see what's happening around the ponynet. Pinkie told me of a great website called Read-it. let's see what it's all about

Mood: Boredom

Entry 4 - 1:52 AM - March 3rd
Found something cool on the ponynet, It's a show aimed at little fillies but it's pretty cool! oh god why am I watching this. It has 3 seasons... something to do i suppose.

Update - 4 AM
THIS IS AWESOME, found a community full of people who like this show, they call themselves bromans...weird bunch.

Mood: Regret

Entry 5 - 5:21 AM
Oh god I just realized Pinkie is having one of her "All Day All Night" parties today and I just stayed up all night watching a little fillies show. This will not go down well for me.. maybe I could catch a nap now? but then I'll oversleep and miss the party, I guess I'll just have to soldier through!

Mood: This will not end well!

Entry 6 - 10 AM
Caught a break from pinkies party to write a quick entry, this party is amazing!
The food could last for days and the sugar is just keeping me awake, if I keep eating I can stay awake for another night... hopefully.

Pinkie pie is calling for me, gotta get back to the party!

Mood: Why am I doing this!

Entry 7 - 10 PM
Pinkie would not let me out of her sight, this is the best party ever, even Fluttershy is enjoying it, and dancing... something everyone must see at least once in their lifetime

Hm, this toilet seat is comfy, I could see myself fall--------------

Entry 8 - 10:31 PM
I fell asleep on the toilet. That is a way I do not want to die

Pinkie woke me up when she came in and now I feel worse than ever and I know Pinkie wont let me skip the party to go sleep. time to eat more sugary food!

Mood: Kill me

Entry 9 - 11:50 PM
YEAH WE GETTIN 20% COOLER!

Mood: SWAG

Entry 10 - 6:50 AM - March 4th
Pinkie would not let me get away to write but the party has finished now and I can finally sleep, I'll be sleeping for days!

I can see twilight walking up to me, what does she want now?

Mood: Annoyed

Entry 11 - 7 AM

I have acquired a deep hate for a certain purple alicorn princess

Mood: Give me my sword

Entry 12 - 7:30 AM
Twilight wants help all day with magic practice and sorting out her books. She's a Celestia damned princess now, cant she get some other pony to do her bidding, she says she wants to spend more time with me but i think that's a load of horsecrap.

Unless Princess Twilight Sparkle is a filly fooler... oh Luna help me though this...
although that could be interesting...
DAMN IT RAINBOW GET THOSE THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD

Mood: Questioning my life

Entry 13 - 1:30 PM
Some ponies just want to watch Equestria burn

Twilight's magic practice was a "keep awake" spell she found in the library, it prevents people from falling asleep, no matter how tired they are and apparently it lasts for 12 hours... oh the joy

Also Twilight keeps making advances. Somepony get me out of this hellhole

Mood: Why is this exciting me?

Entry 14 - 4:30 PM
All bodily functions are slowly draining, although feeling slightly more aroused than normal, was that another spell twilight cast because if I find out that she did... a Princess will be beheaded tonight... and it's not the white, dark blue or pink one.

but Twilight is looking pretty attractive right now.

Mood: -cry-

Entry 15 - 11:30 PM
Well the last few hours were interesting... lets put it in a chronological list
4:35 - just after I finished writing my last entry, twilight caught me slacking off and confiscated my diary.
4:55 - She comes towards me, Smiling and wearing some sort of perfume.
5:00 - She tells me what I've been thinking this whole time - she wants me (why now)
5:30 - We decide to stop and have a talk about our "feelings"
7:30 - And now we get to the NSFF (Not safe for fillies) part. My lack of sleep made me say that I liked her too. bad decision brain.
7:35 - we get up to......... stuff
7:40 - Stuff in the bedroom
7:45 - Some totally weird stuff
8:45 - We're finished with the stuff
9:00 - I have a new fillyfriend

Now if the readers of this diary are sensitive to harsh words. I ask you to skip the next 3 lines
FUCK SHIT BALLS DAMN BASTARD CUNT FUCKER RAINBOW DASH YOU ARE A TWAT FOR LETTING YOURSELF INTO THIS GO AND CRY IN SHAME YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS EVERYONE GOING TO THINK OF YOU, THE WONDERBOLTS, YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR FRIENDS YOU TOTAL UTTER CUNT.

You can look back now!

Well only another hour until I can fall to sleep so I shall leave this entry here

Mood: Cant tell if I should be happy or killing myself

Entry 16 - 12:29 PM
Goodnight

Mood: Dropping to sleep in 3...2...1...

Author's Note:

Well this turned out weird and creepy!

Totally don't have a twi-dash shipfic in mind

Comments

[Navy Shadow]

Twists, Turns, Alicorn Princesses.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?

nobody will ever know unless i make a twidash fic... something i can see myself doing soon

[Avenging-Hobbits]

Well this was incredibly lame.

Fell right into the gross sexual humor. Class act

[Navy Shadow]

2230961

glad you liked it, yeah the Shed references were just after SHED.MOV came out but there will be none in future chapters.

[Navy Shadow]

223098

meh, was an idea, thought "what the hay" and went with it.

it wont be in any other chapters, just this one

[Sliverfish]

YAYANUPDATE! R.I.P to the livers that got fucked up by those who took part in the DOSDP drinking game. Can't wait to see Rarity!

[Navy Shadow]

2231249
yup, decided to come back to fimfiction XD

[Atomic Vortex]

Looks like I'd better get working. Hmmm...
Also, lot's of errors. May wanna check 'em up.

[Phazon]

You know, I wound up getting the most out of the third chapter only after reading it a second time. It's easier when you imagine that, halfway through Rainbow's entries, she's dead tired, miserable, not thinking straight, occasionally irritable, sort of wants to be put out of her misery, but by this point is forced to stay awake by circumstances initially well within her control, but increasingly beyond her control. Think of the All-Night Mask from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask and what you need to do to get two Pieces of Heart out of it. (Now that's a story where you're doing a bunch of stuff while missing out on several nights/weeks of sleep. Though I think it's actually a lot worse in Ocarina of Time and Twilight Princess.)

Also, I'm getting the impression that the Wonderbolts show in this one is the same one that RD asked Fluttershy to wait in line to buy tickets for at midnight.

[Crach Vonoff]

#yoloswag

[Phazon]

Oh, I see you've cancelled this. Okay then, off of my Read Later list it goes. But while we're on the subject, did you cancel this because the idea lost its appeal to you or because you lost your inspiration for it?

[Navy Shadow]

3112458

i've just stopped writing all together really. i'd like to get back into it actually but, time

[Navy Shadow]

3112458

scratch my last comment. i have time. it's just wanting to come back... which i am now

so yeah, get this back on your read later

[Quirky View]

3130707 Does that mean it's not cancelled?

[Navy Shadow]

4892340 man look at the date i posted that comment :D

78 weeks ago, over a year ago, this isn't getting written again. i'm sorry