Woof... went from lighthearted to 'dear GOD!' In two seconds. It was a pretty fun ride!

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Why thank you Lance! Glad you liked this tale of technology obsession.

Is this the horror version of that 4chan post about a guy who reaaaally liked his shower?

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No because I have no idea that was a thing. This is more on how my family bought a new shower head and everyone became shower zombies, showing me how scary obsession and new innovations around that obsession.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/5459ml/anon_takes_a_shower/ (reddit link because I'm too lazy to grab the greentext image)

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Yeah, no this has no relation to that green text. This story is a Junji Ito style weird fiction with technology being the main antagonist and the coltfriend being the physical embodiment of obsession.

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Bah. You know you want to sit in a hot shower eating strudes

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Turn the strudels into Nutrigrains and you got yourself a deal. I'll be sure to keep the heat managed because I don't wanna melt.

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Can't shame you for a healthier choice.