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AndwhatIseeisme
I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.
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Is there anything that doesn’t get turned into porn?
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the bible
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Ya sure bout that partner? Because Lucifer's bitching sound an awful lot like an ex I once had.
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yes
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Porn. It will be turned into more porn.
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Porn. It will be turned into more porn.
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Nah the bibal has been turned into porn.
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Okay, piping in her because I'm kind of amused by the bible porn discussion that has slowly developed in this fic about a bunch of cartoon horses having sex with one another.
1. Bible is already porn. There's all sorts of fun little excerpts you can take from it, many of them without even having to decipher weird double entendres and metaphors. Take this gem for instance:
“When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.”
2. My biggest take away from that is that whoever wrote Ezekiel could maybe have written a pretty decent Ancient Egypt / My Little Pony crossover clop fic.
Disclaimer: I have not read the story yet. I may, I may not, I just habe to make this joke:
The Orgy of Friendship lives in our loins
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Wow, I just noticed that it's been a full year since I last updated. Yeah, I'll come back to finish this someday. Until then it will continue to be my albatross, eternally hovering over me to remind me of my failure to finish what I begin.
Hey again the last comment I made I was almost brand new to this website and completely uneducated on how it worked, I see now I was being silly. Everything is porn!
Good start
Please continue!