That biotch.

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Seriously I thought that Spyro would use snark against that thing that is wicked enough to not deserve a slur

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Well he will likly be punished if he swears and he is not a spyro he only has his body

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Not like swears but more like sarcastic comments, and I didn't mean he is the Spyro but is what he is calling himself

Was there an update or did you accidentally post a chapter?

SLOW DOWN, BUDDY! You're making one chapter a day, you might end up burning yourself out.

i have a bade feeling about this 😟

"A few tests for you and we will be testong gou combat capabilities you may be s child but you are no ordinary child." She said.

Spell check the whole chapter please

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Sorry the save thing is messed up even when i fix stuff it wont save i will try to fix ot

That reporter is a entiteld Bitch There is a child infront of her and she wannt it dead or locked away... Damn!

Lets check again:
Protector of Ponyville
Puppet army creator/general
Cure to all dark magic corruption

Yeah... That Reporter would get in trouble...
Celestia would turn everything needed to keep Spyro save and in her influence! Especially with Luna coming soon in form of Nightmare Moon.

It was was such a nice chapter till that thot/bitch made showed up.

Jesus! This chapter needs hard edit.
T-H-A-T L-O-G-I-C !!!

She summoned a law book before opening it to a page." It says here on page 74 paragraph 4 that all beings with dark magic are to be locked away or executed no exceptions." She said showing it to everypony in the crowd.

Holy crap is that a karen pony?!

"Still in effect so do you have anything to say Princess?" She asked and I was done talking.

By order of the crown, the Dragon whelp known as Spyro was pardoned of all charges

Did that mare try to lock up a Child????
BUCK YOU!

"Yes the press has always been able to tell when I lie so I don't have much of a choice," I told the young dragon, as I leaned down, and gently nuzzled him.

Unlikely, she would be otherwise absolutely destroyed by political parties opposed to her, if her poker face would be that dreadfull...

Most of this chapter should have happend literally years ago...

"Still in effect so do you have anything to say Princess?" She asked and I was done talking.

How incompetent is Celestia in this story?

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it's not that she is incompetent is just she forgot about the specifics of a law she made probably over a thousand years ago

"Well, I have to tell the truth of what happened and about your dark magic." She said and I nodded to show that I understand.

N-O-P-E

O fuck... 5-8 don't work... Especially the Celestia give away her national treasures secret and the reporter/nobel that had his brain amputated

When my vision cleared I found out it was Celestia, I turned my head to the window to see the sun had not risen yet.

-> "Nice~♡"

"Well, I have to tell the truth of what happened and about your dark magic." She said and I nodded to show that I understand.

Why? It is a national security matter, she don't have to tell them squat

"So what do you suggest?" I asked.

Suck it out of him

"Yes the press has always been able to tell when I lie so I don't have much of a choice," I told the young dragon, as I leaned down, and gently nuzzled him.

Than Celestia is a bad leader and politician

"And what are these effects." A pony in the back shouted.

Celestia: "Currently confidential information, next question."

Another hoof was raised and a stallion said. "What is the source of dark magic?" The Stallion asked.

Celestia: "Currently confidential information, next question."

"Five years ago he was found on the Apple family's farm at the edge of the everfree after a bit they took him to the hospital where it was discovered he was filled with dark magic." He said then the reporters started shouting questions, and the nobles looked at Spyro some with interest, and others with greed-filled eyes.

Nobels: "Breed him!"
Celestia: "Already did~♡"
Spyro:

"Still in effect so do you have anything to say Princess?" She asked and I was done talking.

Celestia: "Yes, by royal decree for the well being of all my citizens this law is temporarily declared invalid, untilit can be abolished the next chance I get to changing it."

Reporter: "Why is common sense a thing all of the sudden?"
Celestia: "Because as a literally goddess and ruler of the nation i said so."