Bamboozle boogaloo 2: Tokyo drift

by Theboxcatgamr

chapter 9: the good, the bad , The squad

Author's Note:

*giggles in gaelic*

“ĭ̸͈ ̴̨͐Ȁ̷͚r̸̘͆t̶͇͊ ̶̮͝t̵̰͗ȟ̷͙ơ̷͙ü̸̫,̷͉̇ ̸̥̀t̸͇̊h̸̺͝o̸̮̍u̸̱̎ ̵̲̿å̵̹ŕ̴̥t̴̹͐ ̴̘̐Ḭ̴̅”

Noah coughed up blood for the first time in his life as ditzy’s flaming hoof hit him in the chest. Noah was silent and focused on the fight. Ditzy dodged Noah’s wild swing and hit him again sending him flying through a wall.

Loki watched in horror as Noah was batterd back and forth by ditzy who at this point seemed to be moving at a ridiculous speed. Finally ditzy finishes the strikes with a buck directly to Noah’s chin. He hit the ground bloody and angry. The world seems to get darker as Noah began getting back up. Another hit to his face. He continued to attempt to get up as every blow made the world darker. Dark, darker, darkest yet darker.

A flash of light and suddenly ditzy was on the ground and no longer in shadow form.

Noah was standing beside her hunched over and acting strangely. He threw his head back and let out an ear piercingly loud scream as a pillar of darkness blasted into the air and seemed to distort the air itself...

-meanwhile in the HAHAHAHA COMMUNISM voice chat room on earth...

“His parents dont know where he is ether” a man with the username “stalin” said

“Fuck” a guy with the username “golden venom” said

“Well. You guys did your best or something” a girl with the username “Annoyed amazon prime user” said

“...” a man with the username “-verified- Slav trap” remained silent

“...Justin?” Golden asked in concern

The man disconnected after playing a harsh robotic noise before it went dark

One by one everyone disconnected with the same harsh robotic tone until eventually only stalin and Annoyed amazon prime user remained.

“Oh fuck. Oh fuck-“ stalin was cut off by the harsh noise playing in the other room

“CARLY! WHAT THE FUCK was that?”

Annoyed amazon prime user has disconected.

Stalin has disconnected

-meanwhile in Equestria...

“ok...I- i think I’m good. I stopped” Noah said while breathing heavily

“Are you ok?” Loki asked with a concerned look

”I’m ok. What the f-edeck was that?” Noah said while trying not to swear infront of Loki

The ponys remained silent as Noah stood up and tenderly poked ditzy

”are you ok?”Noah said calmly

Ditzy groaned and began standing up. She slowly got to her hooves and slowly opened her wonky eyes

“Where am I?” Ditzy asked softly

“You are in Ponyville Derpy. It’s ok now.” Twilight said

“Where’s Dinky and Alex?” Ditzy asked

Noah tensed up and twilight looked confused

“Dinky is safe in the library but who’s Alex? Somepony you know?” Twilight asked

Ditzy sighed and began making her way to the library as Noah stood there he heard a little voice in his head say that he didn’t belong here.

“Hey Noah?”

“Yeah Loki?”

“Is this how you normally look?” Loki asked innocently

Noah inspected himself and found that he was no longer covered in shadows and was completely normal

“Well yeah...I uh guess I blasted off all the shadows or something?”

Daring began inspecting Noah and stopped when she saw his face

“What’s up with your eyes?” Daring asked

“Well you see I am what’s called “a real boy” and as a result of this I don’t have eyes the size of a foot ball-“

“No not that. I mean why are your pupils two different sizes” Daring said paying attention to detail

Noah gave a confused shrug

“Huh...well I’m going to explore the ruins of the two sisters.” Daring said while tiping her hat

“Want me to sent you there?” Noah said while throwing down a shadow portal

“Alright! Let’s go!” Loki said while jumping in

“Wait! Shit! Ok we need to go after him before he gets himself-“

Daring was already in the portal.

“FUCK ME!” Noah said while jumping in

They appeared in-front of the ruins and noticed that it looked like someone had been there recently judging by the new door being splintered and in shambles.

“go gryamn feargach!” Noah said angrily

“What?”

“Let’s get in there. That prick from earlier is probably here.” Noah said while following the trail of destruction all the way down to the dungeon.

The sound of stamping hooves greeted the trio as they snuck into the dungeon

They were just far away enough that they couldn’t hear what the big ape was saying but Noah saw something unexpected.

All his friends tied up

Alex was shouting curses and threats left and right as his chains dangled him upside down, Gavin was starring the ape down while he was chained to the floor, Carly was in a cell carving something into the wall and Justin was tied to a strange slowly spinning table and he said “fuck you” every time he faced the furry basterd

“Ok. We need to be smart about this. What’s the plan?” Loki whispered

“I got a crazy idea that just might work. Loki hand me a sun slab”

Loki gave Noah the disk like object and Noah threw a portal underneath the ape and one on the wall. Noah got an unfortunate veiw under the hood but also spotted his targets. Noah tomahawked the slab through the portal and this resulted in a direct hit down under. The blue bitch clutched his privates as Noah then proceeded to spartan kick the hand protecting his target and caused the hand to crush the object it was clutching.

Ahuizotl fell to the ground writhing in pain as Noah stepped through the portal and grabbed the sun slab

“Hey V sauce! Noah here, where are his balls?”

“Holy shit” Alex said while Noah began unlocking cells

“I’m glad to see you guys!” Noah said while freeing Carly

It was here that Noah realized what she had been scrawling into the wall

“...is that?”

“It is. We were stuck here for a while so I got bored. Not to mention that the clinking really pissed off that ass”

“Ok...but why scrawl out the ENTIRETY of Monty python and the holy grail?”

“I got bored”

Noah stared and sighed as he freed Gavin and untied Justin.

Ominous laughter filled the dungeon’s confines and Noah was struck with a feeling of dread.

Ahuizotl Was gone