The Doctor and Derpy: Episode 1: A Doctor, A Zombie, and a River Part One

by SirRobinProductions

A Doctor, A Zombie, and a River Part One (Officially(?))

“Guards seize them!” shouted a deep female voice. “Who are you?” asked The Doctor. The guards were rushing around the doctor and derpy leaving no chance for a quick escape. “Well, its not like this hasn't happened before.” The Doctor said with a certain sarcastic tone in his voice.”SILENCE YOU FOOL!!!” shouted the dark blue and alicorn. The alicorn looked familiar to The Doctor. She was dark blue and black, she wore a light blue helmet and a light blue breastplate and a crescent moon cutie mark. “Ok lets see” The Doctor said as he pulled out his sonic screwdriver and pointed it around the room and then back to the alicorn. “Alright lets see Nightmare Moon, your Princess Luna banished to the moon 1000 years ago and came back but you were defeated by the Elements of Harmony and turned back into Princess Luna, so why are you here? and why now? you were defeated, you can’t possibly be here now.” said The Doctor.

“Silence, guards seize them.” commanded Nightmare Moon. The Doctor turned around to face the approaching guards. These guards had guns, alien guns. “Ah ah stay back, i have a dangerous weapon and im not afraid to use it” said the doctor as he twirled around and pointed the sonic screwdriver at the guards. “Now those guns, you're not supposed to have them, so where did you get them? ponies are not supposed to be this technology advanced until the 24th century give or take.” asked The Doctor. “Are they those things that go pew pew like the ones we saw a few days ago?” asked derpy. She had grown accustomed to running for her life is necessary. This had become the norm for her. The guns looked fairly normal, except it looked like someone had place an eggbeater on the barrel. “Now drop your weapons or else!” The Doctor yelled at the guards. “Or else what? you have a flimsy toy with you.” said a guard. “may we kill these annoying twats your highness?” asked another guard. “You may use these two as target practice, set your weapons to stun only and fire at will. The guards aimed their weapons and attempted to fire. And not a single pew was pewed that day, instead the guns backfired and let out a bellow of smoke from their egg beater barrels. “Sonic pulse, stunned their weapons but it won't last long. Derpy stay back” yelled the doctor as he soniced the light orange mares chains freeing her.

The light orange mare was wearing a skin tight black spy suit and a holster where her waist was, except no gun. “River come on we need to get to the TARDIS!” yelled the doctor as he ran for the TARDIS with derpy right besides him. “GET THEM!” shouted Nightmare Moon “Oh shut up you old bat” Yelled river as she delivered a swift buck with her hind legs to Nightmare Moon's front legs. River ran to the TARDIS and hoped in. “Alright Doctor, lets get our plots out of here” said river flipping switches and pushing buttons. “Uh Doctor who is she?” said derpy with a degree of curiosity. Vwooooorp ,Vwooooorp and they were away from that place and in space. “Phew, now that's all said and done with.” The Doctor turned to River “HOW ARE YOU HERE?” he yelled. River gave out a chuckle and simply said “You didn't think you’d get rid of me so easily did you now? I simply sneaked into your TARDIS while you weren't looking.” “Again?” asked The Doctor “Yup, and i got off after you landed into that town, oh bugger what was it called?” asked river. “Its ponyville miss.” Derpy chimed in”Doctor, Who is she?” said River as she flew the TARDIS. “She is Derpy Hooves, my “assistant” and a darn good one at that. she saved my flank more than enough times” Said a grinning Doctor. “Who doesn't save your arse?” chuckled river. “Ha ha ha, now step away from the TARDIS while i figure out what's going on” said The Doctor as he adjusted his bowtie. “Oh ho ho, what's got you all huffed up now?” teased river. “Nothing, i just need a moment to figure out why SHE was there in the castle, and not celestia or the real luna.” said The Doctor. “Fine fine, (THIS IS BURGER MUTHA FUCKING KING) Have it your way.” And with that River glanced over to derpy who was sitting on the TARDIS couch, That is more like a series of chairs in rivers eyes. She seemed to be fiddling with a bag of blueberry muffins. River trotted over to Derpy and sat down next to her. “Hello derpy, i don't think we’ve met properly Im professor River Song. im also The Doctors wife” She said with a wink. The 2 mares giggled “I’ve known The Doctor for some time now. I trust no other man, er you call the men ponies stallions correct? i trust no other stallion as much as i trust The Doctor. “River, what were you doing in there anyway?” asked The Doctor. “I don't know honestly” said river as she turned to the doctor. “I was sneaking around that castle, then poof it changed and there were no 2 princesses, only that she-devil. babbling on and on about her huge conquest and taking over this land. she would NOT shut up for a moment. Doctor? What are you doing?” The Doctor was hunched over a worktable, sonicing a weapon that he managed to steal from one of the guards, somehow, and for the sake of time we won’t get into. “Well, this is strange, terrifying, and somewhat inconvenient!” “What is?” Asked River. “What is so strange about it, other than the fact of it being a gun?” The Doctor looked at her, and said “The Origin of this weapon. THis Weapon is from Skaro!” At this River gasped, and had a look of Horror on her face. “But, thats impossible!” “What is Skaro Doctor? Is that a Planet? Can we go there?!” Derpy asked in rapid succession, a look of curiosity and anticipation on her face. “Derpy, No, we cannot go there. Skaro is the Homeplace of the Daleks!!!!”

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[SirRobinProductions]

THE CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN DOUBLED!!!!! I now need an emote of luna sticking out her arm.