Sunburst just shrugged, “What? I dropped out of Princess Celestia’s school and I was still mad at my mom. How else do you think I managed to afford a new build in the Crystal Empire?”
Stunned silence greeted that little proclamation.
“Are you saying you… actually did bat-pony dungeon porn?” Starlight asked tentatively.
Sunburst just shrugged, “What? I dropped out of Princess Celestia’s school and I was still mad at my mom. How else do you think I managed to afford a new build in the Crystal Empire?”
Wait what?
“I think all of Equestria is glad you didn’t,” Sunburst shot as Trixie tossed her the card.
You know I'm inclined to agree.
Trixie smirked, “Can you even imagine one of the other princesses pregnant?”
Not really.
Starlight, for her part, just smiled and fluffed her mane, “I believe that’s five bits to me?”
“You’re a sick bitch,” Sunburst muttered.
“Guilty.”
Very.
Trixie didn’t reply. She was too busy mentally coming up with several cruel and unusual plots for revenge against her evil psychopath of a beloved assistant.
I've been there.
Tempted to actually write a spin-off of Sunburst doing bat-pony dungeon porn
9431028 Same here ... even if I do feel a little bad that Twilight for some reason is going to get the worst of her revenge plot. Poor Twiggly Wiggles.
“If anypony could manage it, it would be Pinkie,” Starlight sighed, then cocked her head as she wondered aloud, “Maybe Twilight knows a spell for that?”
“She doesn’t!” Trixie snapped, earning a surprised stare from the others.
Again, Trixie was there when Twilight denied that such spells were even possible, so this is canonically not her lying.
9430624 You should be afraid because it's Cards Against Humanity. Playing it is the last untainted happy memory I have of any member of my family. (None of them were dead last I checked, but the whole point is that I don't check or otherwise care)
“I doubt it. If repressed sexuality manifested as expansionist tendencies Fluttershy would have conquered the Dragonlands and half of Yakyakistan by now,” Starlight shot.”
And all of Fleece as well.
Sunburst flicked the card over to her, “Here you go. Well, Trixie. It looks like you’re still in the lead. Um, congratulations?” Trixie didn’t reply. She was too busy mentally coming up with several cruel and unusual plots for revenge against her evil psychopath of a beloved assistant.
“I doubt it. If repressed sexuality manifested as expansionist tendencies Fluttershy would have conquered the Dragonlands and half of Yakyakistan by now,” Starlight shot. She snorted as she glanced at the last cards, “Oh, wow. Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them plus seething with quiet resentment equals bat-pony dungeon porn.”
Maybe that's why Alexander the Great was such a great conqueror.
“I doubt it. If repressed sexuality manifested as expansionist tendencies Fluttershy would have conquered the Dragonlands and half of Yakyakistan by now,” Starlight shot. She snorted as she glanced at the last cards, “Oh, wow. Having big dreams but no realistic way to achieve them plus seething with quiet resentment equals bat-pony dungeon porn.”
“If you want to have an orgy, I’d prefer it if we waited until Mud Briar was available,” Maud said in her usual deadpan fashion. The unicorns blushed furiously at her words and glanced awkwardly at each other. Seeing that her audience was under control, Maud continued, “What never fails to liven up the party? A foul mouth.”
Please do the spin off! Please!
Hol up.
I love this!
I'm kind of afraid to read but I'm gonna do it anyway because it's cards against humanity
Suuuuuure thing, Trixe. She also haven't used it with you. All hard, pounding night long
Is there even a point in me commenting? It was hilarious. There.
I would read that spinoff. Great chapter!
tempted to read said bat-pony spin-off. Most excellent.
SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK! Also I want more. LOTS AND LOTS MORE!
Sanity is overrated!
Wait what?
You know I'm inclined to agree.
Not really.
Very.
I've been there.
I really love your aptitude for conversational banter. It feels so real and witty.
Eh, sanity is defined by majority vote. And we all think you're doing great!
Hey! Sunburst's Don't Go In The Basement is a classic example of batpony bondage fict-
Oops. You didn't see that.
Spin off please.
Would love to see how that turns out
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Same here ... even if I do feel a little bad that Twilight for some reason is going to get the worst of her revenge plot. Poor Twiggly Wiggles.
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I just discovered how much of a gullible twat I am. Well played
*votes for spinoff*
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He's been hinting for several rounds now!
Bat pony dungeon porn? *shrugs* what the heck, i'll read it.
Naturally, this was yet another great installment
I'm pretty sure there's a fic out there of the bat-pony dungeon porn.
Now I’m curious what was on that paper
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Asking the real questions, here!
Someone remind me: Was Dickbutt in this game? I think or was that Crabs Adjust Humility?
Woooo. And for extra effect, yay.
Again, Trixie was there when Twilight denied that such spells were even possible, so this is canonically not her lying.
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You should be afraid because it's Cards Against Humanity. Playing it is the last untainted happy memory I have of any member of my family. (None of them were dead last I checked, but the whole point is that I don't check or otherwise care)
Im with trixie, how much for an illustration?
I-Im asking for a friend....
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Try commissioning someone.
I'd read it!
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You'll find it here, along with the sequels!
And all of Fleece as well.
Some of them even involve her plot.
The hard boiled egg had me laughing so hard I nearly choked to death on the water I was drinking😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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WAT!
Maybe that's why Alexander the Great was such a great conqueror.
The best
Best mare