Okay, I haven't actually gotten around to watching the last few episodes of season 8, but from everything I've seen this Cozy Glow character must have done some fucked up shit.
“Here, have an itchy pussy,” Sunburst flicked the card at Starlight, “I don’t know about you mares, but I could do with a break after that round.” “Trixie thinks that is a good idea.” “Really? I thought you’d be desperate to continue,” Starlight said. “Why?” “You’re still tied with Maud.” “WHAT!?”
“A-anyway, last answer!” Trixie cut in quickly, “Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and there is… uh…” Trixie raised an eyebrow as she looked at the last card, “The miracle of childbirth.”
“Get the card so Trixie can reclaim her rightful place on top,” Trixie shot. Maud raised an eyebrow with all the haste of a glacier, eliciting a small blush from the magician, “You know what Trixie meant! Just read the stupid question already!”
“Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and there is… blank.”
Do they even have churches? The only being I can see ponies worshipping is Celestia, since she's ageless, used to be the only alicorn for a thousand years, and is able to move the sun and moon. Maybe also Luna, before she was turned into a legend; Nightmare Moon, for being an alicorn villain; and Discord, for being the ageless reality-warping chaos lord. I don't see ponies needing or wanting separate 'gods', since they already have a being damn-near close to that standard; besides, Celestia would be embarrassed by any worshipping, and would likely try to put a stop to it. Luna would be flattered, but would also try to minimise it, while Discord...he'd likely 'reward' them with pranks, or something.
9894554 I think Discord would hate having a cult. Mostly because all their requests would be boring, and he probably would give them devil deals. Not like he really needs worshippers. I would hope he can't hear their prayers or he might go a little crazy. Especially when he gets the 50th request for money or their true love or whatever.
"It was never for anything actually interesting. Or chaotic! It got so boring! Thankfully, they all stopped once I started answering all prayers by showering them in gifts. I imagine having to deal with an abundance of fish or gazebos will get anyone to stop pestering you."
Eyeing Sunburst warily, Trixie picked up the first card and snorted, “Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and there is a little colt who won’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.”
Itchy pussy and sandy vagina must be a pain to deal with. Unless you are into this...
Clop fic of Starlight Glimmer hatefuck Cozy into sanity? I know of a story with Anon fucking Cozy Glow into redeeming herself on his dick Also Twilight watching it all and making... Notes...
I have in one of my released Storys villain Starlight Glimmer & Pinkie Pie do eatch other... Do that count?
God this is amazing.
Where are the score counts for this chapter?
Aside from that, amazing!
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Fixed! Thanks for catching that!
I really want to know what Twilight has in that library, if Celestia knows what's in the library and Celestia's reaction to what's in the library.
OH, you should do a spin off or sequel to this story telling what Twilight has in her Library! That would be hilarious!
Okay, I haven't actually gotten around to watching the last few episodes of season 8, but from everything I've seen this Cozy Glow character must have done some fucked up shit.
who won maud's round? I'm slightly confused about that...
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My bad! Should be fixed now!
I really should get a proof-reader or something
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Think mixing Mr. Rogers, Freddy Kruger, and Harley Quin, and you got about the right level of horrifying.
If you don't mind spoilers read this fanfic and it should give you the right level of "WTF" and terror that she represents.
Holy crap that was glorious.
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Hmmm, I suppose I could see how things go once I've finished this little fic...
This is so horribly naughty and amusing.
....continue....
I’m tickled by this in all the right ways
Well, if she did that inside, resulting cave-in would probably have killed them
I love CAH, usually end up playing it with a group of friends at least once a week.
However, they missed out a crucial step in deciding who becomes the first Card Cz--...ahem...Princess
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Yes, I think I'll use that particular rule in the sequel
A nice little laugh, keep up the good work, I await for more.
Are they entirely certain it wasn't secretly a church to Nightmare Moon?
Who else waited a patient, tedious seven months for Season 8 to come on Netflix?
Also, I’m with ya there, @BronyOverlord, Cozy Glow had me heated too.
i belive you mean
Lovin it. Most excellent.
Suprisingly accurate..
Uh-huh. Sure.
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I wouldn't be so sure. If she aims it properly she can disintegrate all of the rocks that would have fallen on them.
Do they even have churches? The only being I can see ponies worshipping is Celestia, since she's ageless, used to be the only alicorn for a thousand years, and is able to move the sun and moon. Maybe also Luna, before she was turned into a legend; Nightmare Moon, for being an alicorn villain; and Discord, for being the ageless reality-warping chaos lord.
I don't see ponies needing or wanting separate 'gods', since they already have a being damn-near close to that standard; besides, Celestia would be embarrassed by any worshipping, and would likely try to put a stop to it. Luna would be flattered, but would also try to minimise it, while Discord...he'd likely 'reward' them with pranks, or something.
How do you come up with this shit?
I love it!
Why's Tempest Shadow in the bathroom?
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That's pure brilliance right there.
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I think Discord would hate having a cult. Mostly because all their requests would be boring, and he probably would give them devil deals. Not like he really needs worshippers. I would hope he can't hear their prayers or he might go a little crazy. Especially when he gets the 50th request for money or their true love or whatever.
"It was never for anything actually interesting. Or chaotic! It got so boring! Thankfully, they all stopped once I started answering all prayers by showering them in gifts. I imagine having to deal with an abundance of fish or gazebos will get anyone to stop pestering you."
Ah, gotta love raunchy and twisted answers. This reminds me of some of the Cards Against Humanity games I play with friends at New Years.
...poor Kerfuffle.
I had the same cards and wun
Should they be concerned?
Ahh so this is Willy Wonka's to do list.
Itchy pussy and sandy vagina must be a pain to deal with. Unless you are into this...
Clop fic of Starlight Glimmer hatefuck Cozy into sanity? I know of a story with Anon fucking Cozy Glow into redeeming herself on his dick
Also Twilight watching it all and making... Notes...
I have in one of my released Storys villain Starlight Glimmer & Pinkie Pie do eatch other... Do that count?
...if maud were to smack you you'd 1000% deserve it.