I want a version of this with The Mane 6!

Princess Poon's Pretty Pink Pony Pussy

Wait, sequel? Does that mean more players?

Still awesome as usual!

Oh my God, this busted my guts a little

And then that sly little zinger at the end!

Sunburst shrugged, “Well I’ve never had a wife, I’ve never sang about my mom and I’ve definitely never written lyrics for Starlight so…”

Dead

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Or all the Pony Princessess!

“I’m not surprised. Princess Celestia is pretty laid back, but I can’t imagine her being too happy about a porn star taking a name like that ,” Starlight said slowly.

I am inclined to agree. Even Celestia has limits to what she's willing to let slide.

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*Cough* Cadence *cough*

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I'll set up the premise for the sequel in the last chapter of this fic, but yes, it will be set at a Princess summit...

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I don't remember any Dickbutt being in there?

I bet Starlight is just mad sunburst hasn't actually made good on that comment

Over this entire story and I just wanna hear more about Sunburst's adventures in the porn industry.

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I'm going to do a spin-off about how he started in the industry, if it's well-received I'll do a sequel for it and see where it goes from there

I think this is my favorite chapter so far.

This story is pretty amazing, BronyOverlord.
No one seems out of character at all. The game is progressing like most games usually do. And the building sexual tension is perfect. Not quite enough to make anything happen, but enough to make everything super interesting.

hilarious. and im definately reading those spinoffs XD

Love it. Love everything about it.

Most excellent.

I've been waiting for this for a long time now, and you did not disappoint. Great work!

love the story very funny. do you ever think of having a small cameo .like twilight need starlight glimmer help to find a book that she missed placed?
stays for one round.

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I've considered cameos, but decided against it for now.

I wish Discord was playing too, that would be EPIC!

Why does the Equestria Daily article on this story say "(Scouted)" in the title?

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I'm not really sure. I think it's because I didn't submit it to their site, one of their people found it here and posted it instead. I didn't even know it had been featured on Equestria Daily at first until someone pointed it out to me!

“And finally we have, after four platinum albums and three Gala awards, it’s time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place… a fleshlight.”

“So, you don’t just sing about your ex-wife and your sexy mom, you also write lyrics for your magic cock sleeve,” Maud deadpanned.

Sunburst shrugged, “Well I’ve never had a wife, I’ve never sang about my mom and I’ve definitely never written lyrics for Starlight so…”

“Wait, what?” Starlight asked.

*Is currently holding his sides in pain from how much he is laughing at this part*

I feel like Cadence is more like the “Princess of Lust” than the “Princess of Love” at this point. And “Princest Poon” is her pornstar name.

MOOOOORE!!!!!

plz?

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Soon, I promise! I'm almost done with the next chapter, and I'm working on both spin-offs and the sequel too

Princest Poon

I spit my morning coffee across my counter... Ya cheeky can share! That was just perfection, worth the cleanup.

Sunburst gave her a flat look, “You do know I work for Princess Cadence, right?”
Starlight pulled a face and pressed her hooves to her head, “Aww great, now I’m picturing Shining Armour sticking a bridle and bit on Cadence.”

...Uh, I think that's-

“Wrong way around,” Sunburst supplied.

...Knew it.

“Getting ridden by a dragon should be pretty hot,” Maud quipped, earning a groan and a barrage of food products from the others for daring to utter such a terrible pun.

These ponies have no taste!
...Seriously, they're wasting presumably perfectly-good food.

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There's at least 2 of those that already exist. There's also one with the princesses, and some human OC. For the latter, one of the card-combos that came up was "Deflowering the princess! High-five, bro!"

I love that Starlight is Sunburst's magic cock sleeve!

Starlight sniggered, “Let’s just say Sunburst’s mom is pretty much the walking definition of milf. Until she opens her mouth, that is. Then you just want to stuff a pillow over her face until she stops struggling.”

Look all I can say is.......even DWK didn't want piece of that

Sunburst shrugged, “Well I’ve never had a wife, I’ve never sang about my mom and I’ve definitely never written lyrics for Starlight so…”

Oh wow...the sneak diss is strong with this one.

Just as Sunburst looked up a cake smacked him in the face and sent him sprawling.

“That was for the cock sleeve comment!”

A sneak diss will getcha ass beat.

Starlight pulled a face and pressed her hooves to her head, “Aww great, now I’m picturing Shining Armour sticking a bridle and bit on Cadence.”

“Wrong way around,” Sunburst supplied.

The three mares just stared at him with wide eyes.

“Trixie… has no response to that.”

“Try ‘sploosh’,” Starlight breathed.

“Aaaand Trixie is continuing the game now."

Sir or madam, I don't think I've laughed this hard at anything CAH related in a very long time. Thank you.

Sunburst shrugged, “Well I’ve never had a wife, I’ve never sang about my mom and I’ve definitely never written lyrics for Starlight so…”

Smoothest burn ever.

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IKR! There's starving orphans in Zebrica who need food and it's just being wasted here.

“Try ‘ sploosh ’,” Starlight breathed.

GODDAMMIT PAM YOU...MANATEE.

“Try ‘ sploosh ’,” Starlight breathed.

"And I guess my equivalent of sploosh..which is just sploosh...but with semen"

GODDAMMIT RAY YOU...ASSHOLE.

“Don’t even say it,” Maud said quickly, for her at least, cutting off the inevitable Mud Briar and/or Bowel-loosening Blowjob TM jokes.

Got a wicked headache from laughing so much.

“Try ‘ sploosh ’,” Starlight breathed.

HA!

Starlight pulled a face and pressed her hooves to her head, “Aww great, now I’m picturing Shining Armour sticking a bridle and bit on Cadence.”

“Wrong way around,” Sunburst supplied.

...damn near died of laugher there.

“Apparently,” Sunburst replied. “After four platinum albums and three Gala awards, it’s time to get back to my roots, to what inspired me to make music in the first place…” his eye started to twitch as he looked at the next answer, “an Oedipus complex.”

That's worse than the Holocaust card.

Trixie glanced from one to the other, “Why does Trixie feel like she’s missing something here?”

You DON'T want to know Trixie.

"Princess poon"

My brain, doing an impeccable impression of The Tick: "Poooooooooon!"

Starlight smiled and shook her head, “And lastly… seppuku. Once you pop, the fun don’t stop.”

Only if you're a maggot.

“Try ‘ sploosh ’,” Starlight breathed.

Damn it Cheryl.

Sunburst shrugged, “Well I’ve never had a wife, I’ve never sang about my mom and I’ve definitely never written lyrics for Starlight so…”

“Wait, what?” Starlight asked.

“And on that note, I need to use the restroom,” Starlight said brightly as she stood and stretched. “Oh, and Sunburst?”

Just as Sunburst looked up a cake smacked him in the face and sent him sprawling.

“That was for the cock sleeve comment!”

Love this interaction between them.

"Getting ridden by a dragon should be pretty hot,” Maud quipped

I have a story about that. Can't link it, due to commenting rules, unfortunately.

“As in literally, or the card?” Sunburst asked.

PRICELESS