As he stares down a red, tuxedoed unicorn, the pink-and-green maned black Earth Pony prepares to fight for his life.

I'm undecided on whether to add the Romance tag or not. I didn't describe the main character in this first chapter, but I'm going to add more details in later chapters. I'm using the "Alternate Universe" tag because this clearly isn't the Equestria that we all know. For example, there are cars.