Princess Twilight Sparkle gets bored, in a way that only an alicorn can. Fortunately, only Twilight knows the cure to an alicorn's boredom, especially because she invented it on the spot. She eventually gets some bored company.

Spoiler alert, you can guess who her company is by the list of characters on this story.
Cover image: https://plysandplus.wordpress.com/2014/10/21/the-new-new-math/

As he stares down a red, tuxedoed unicorn, the pink-and-green maned black Earth Pony prepares to fight for his life.

I'm undecided on whether to add the Romance tag or not. I didn't describe the main character in this first chapter, but I'm going to add more details in later chapters. I'm using the "Alternate Universe" tag because this clearly isn't the Equestria that we all know. For example, there are cars.