The Caribou have almost entirely conquered Equestria. The Princesses lay broken in Dainn's clutches, and the new world order is being established by his loyal followers. But something has left Tartarus in search of blood... it will bring their doom.
"We're more likely to see Discord as an Element Bearer. I've read the ancient texts that depicted the Slayer while you were gone, Luna. He makes our fights look like preschool roughhousing."
We must now stand around and praise this character for how awesome he is!
(Seriously, the MLP villians were all very dangerous in their own ways.)
"The Caribou had used Demonic Runes to hold me down until either I was drained of all energy or I converted to their disgusting way of thinking. I only just got out now, and I wanted to thank the Slayer for saving Fluttershy. Let's go."
Wow Discord, you sound nothing like yourself! You're not even trying to be funny!
...I mean, this is a FOE fic, so that is kinda expected, but come on.
7738685 That message, plus your profile picture...
I don't blame him. I mean, if someone broke my phone, I would rip their skin off and force it down their throat while dumping them in extra-salty saltwater. Killing a bunny is worse than breaking a phone.
7738685 Doom Guy knows where you are, no matter where you hide, you are doomed.
I'd say he'd be more understanding of my reason for the very, very small amount of bunnies I've killed, but that was because I have a family to care for.
7738608 Yeah. that's the ending screen of the third chapter of Doom 1. Daisy's head on a spike. the ending screen of Doom chapter 4, Thy Flesh Consumed, is of Doomguy holding her head swearing vengence on whomever did that.
Daaamn! Doomguy may not say much... But when he does, watch out!
Damn, talk about a hardcore blowjob.
GODDAMN IT! There are no fucking words for how perfect this is! Its so glorious!
This was so short but so full of awesome.
I honestly... just have no words, this was brilliant as fuck, I love it.
Thank you for writing this story! And we still got more to go!
Guide to how exterminate your species:
1) Get doomguy out of hell.
2) Kill a cute bunny in front of him.
3) Enjoy the ride!
All this was to avenge Angle...
...
... Dam
And so, the Caribou learned why it is a very bad idea to piss off Doomguy
Not that it really matters... They were gonna die anyway
It's because of that?
...and then they fucked?
A magnificent end to this Thrilling read. Or is it?
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>Accurate name is accurate
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That's for killing a bunny, you fuckers!
... and also for raping both mentally and physically an entire species, I guess.
... But mostly for the bunny!
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Slaanesh is pleased with this offering.
He killed him with a dildo.......yep classic doomguy
7738320 some DOOM lore: the doom guy went on a demon genocide as revenge for killing his pet bunny Daisy
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Thanks!
Truly the one of the Greatest Being there ever was or ever will be.
7738357 Doomguy: the person who will kill you for being a heartless bastard for killing cute things...
I know where you live... and I've seen where you sleep...
*gulps nervously*
THAT LAST LINE!
And now what happens?
It's still funny that he didn't even do this to save the Equestrians.
He did it for a fucking bunny.
two words ..................................BAD ASS!!!!
Doomguy has a thing for bunnies, not the first time he's gone on a killing spree because someone killed a bunny.
7738557 Oh so that Bunny thing from Death battle is actually canon?
WOOOO! New chapter! Now I´ll post this Canterlot high map (map id in the description of the video):
Words cannot describe how much I love this glorious masterpiece of a story! MOAR!!!
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oh my i hope he doesnt find out of my Bunny killing spree in Skyrim....
flees and hides in the depths of Oblivion
MVP: Angel Bunny.
One does not get between a man and his cute animals. Especially if he is a bad ass.
Doom guy, killer of demons, is a bloody PETA, typical
We must now stand around and praise this character for how awesome he is!
(Seriously, the MLP villians were all very dangerous in their own ways.)
Wow Discord, you sound nothing like yourself! You're not even trying to be funny!
...I mean, this is a FOE fic, so that is kinda expected, but come on.
7738685
That message, plus your profile picture...
A fitting end I think.
Now that was an ending!
Great job!
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i know right
Never Kill the unblemished white bunny when the Doom Marine is around.
WHOOOO
7738473 Now? The Doom Marine grabs a nice beer, finds a cottage and adopts all the cute bunnies he can find.
That is what it means to be the Doom marine. To have the mightiest of rages so that one may protect or avenge cute things. Especially cute bunnies.
Very nice....
*Does the Rock-On gesture*
So what will happen now!
that was amazing update this soon bro
He killed Dainn with a crystal dildo, wiped out the gender of an entire species, and destroyed an empire... Over the death of one or two rabbits...
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THE ONE WITH THE SHINIEST OF MEAT BICYCLES APPROVES!!!
A legend appears in the aftermath of one alien species conquering another, and proceeds to annihilate it over the death of a small, innocent rabbit.
... Not bad. Not bad, at all.
I don't blame him. I mean, if someone broke my phone, I would rip their skin off and force it down their throat while dumping them in extra-salty saltwater. Killing a bunny is worse than breaking a phone.
WAY WORSE.
Well done, well done indeed, just goes to say... don't piss off Doom Guy.
What happened to Angel is similar to what happened to his own pet rabbit, Daisy.
7738685 Doom Guy knows where you are, no matter where you hide, you are doomed.
I'd say he'd be more understanding of my reason for the very, very small amount of bunnies I've killed, but that was because I have a family to care for.
best reason ever to destroy an entire race of assholes
that last sentence...
it all makes sense now.
wait a minute, doom guy doesnt talk. he grunts alot, but this cant be the REAL doom guy, he spoke a complete sentence!
7738608 Yeah. that's the ending screen of the third chapter of Doom 1. Daisy's head on a spike. the ending screen of Doom chapter 4, Thy Flesh Consumed, is of Doomguy holding her head swearing vengence on whomever did that.
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(official ending screen of Thy Flesh Consumed)
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(Ending screen of Chapter 3: Inferno)
Wow what a party!
ya pissed me off!
Doom Guy