"One batch, two batch. Penny and Dime."
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Wow, you really need someone to proofread this one...

IT'S THE HYPEST SHIT!!!

I suddenly feel somewhat sorry for those punks. They have no idea who saw them and the world of pain he is going to be bringing them.

Who else is reading this with Jon Bernthal's voice in mind?

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I am. And I'm going to until this piece of awesomeness is over.

Meh, Twilight's kind of condescending. I mean, 9 times out of 10, friendship isn't going to manifest into a glitter coat of power and a new hairdo for your average pony, so saying friendship makes her strong, while true, is misleading. She and her friends are the exception, not the rule.

only occasionally disturbed by a pony who wished to talk a walk through them and experience nature

talk a walk

This error made me laugh harder than it should have.

Hoohohoohoo... this is looking quite delicious~

Nicely done man! Ima follow this one.

I am trembling with exciting! This looks like an amazingly story so far. As usual.

"I leave this as a declaration of intent. So no one will be confused. One. Si vis pacum para bellum. Latin. The boot camp Sergeant made us recite it like a prayer. Si vis pacum para bellum. If you want peace, prepare for war. Number two. Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. Number three. In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue natural justice. This isn't vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No. Not vengeance. Punishment."

"Those who do evil to others - the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists - you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me... The Punisher."

I'm not typically one to get on any sort of hype train, but I'm rather glad to see what is essentially the only true hero left in Marvel or DC, especially after how well you handled The Superior Spiderman.

"I...do not know what it takes to make friends. All of my life I have been alone, forced to rely on my own power to survive," Ratet admitted, before he gazed up at Twilight with hope in his eyes. "But if you are willing to aid me...maybe I can learn."

"Sure," Twilight said with a large smile. "I'll help you in any way I can."

The Punisher's gonna kill him, isn't he?

"Stupid highway robbing punks...taking my purse like they own the place," she groaned in pain as she tried to push herself after them. "If I was younger I would..." Whatever she would have done she never got to say, as her breath was stolen from her as a black clad man with a white skull on his body armor walked by her. Her mouth couldn't form words and all her eyes could do was watch as the figure walked by her. She didn't know who or even what he was, nor did she know what he was carrying. But she did know one thing.

He was heading in the same direction the muggers had gone.

*Scratches head.* I question how exactly the Punisher was able to follow the mutant through the portal and not get spotted at first.

Regardless, this is a good introduction to the major character involved and their different philosophies that are sure gonna clash at one point. I see the validity of both points, in my humble opinion. Fighting with friends sure does make you strong. And sometimes, the best way to defeat your enemy is becoming friends with them. At least, that's what Abe said.

But I'm also a fan of the Punisher's philosophy in killing murderers, rapists, and child pornographers. (Note: citing the interpretation from the MCU. Not sure how different this one will be.) After reading too many superhero stories where killing your enemy in self-defense or in the defense of others is judged the same way as if you committed murder, the Punisher's subversive nature of that annoying trope is very appealing to me and a welcome change.

Wonder how this will go.

Bruh the fact that this chapter is called happy birthday and was published on my birthday is freaking me out.

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He's a psychic. No other explanation.

Well. I would wet myself Too if the Punisher was hunting me

Punisher, the man who is brave enough to shot Wolverine in the dick.
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oh shit

Twilight and her friends retaliated with a beam of magic filled with the power of rainbow magic, magic supercharged with friendship, harmony and teamwork.

And other shit that would make Doomguy puke

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Remember guys, if doom guy doesn’t approve of it, that means it’s some pussy shit!