This is the ongoing story of Corncob: Former just-cockatrice and burgeoning Checkers enthusiast. Herein unfolds his fairly ludicrous ascension to the state of alicorn-atrice and the subsequent exploration of his newfound and equally ludicrous powers. There's also a squirrel named Tony (Tony the Squirrel, if you prefer) who could potentially be mistaken for his archenemy.
For all that is holy, it's like I'm reading a P.Howard wannabe :D. It is plain glorious. Have an upvote my friend. Too lazy to point out typos/grammatical errors
This is a great (and hilarious) story. Can't wait to see where this will nonsensically go.
Tony the Squirrel? Isn't he from Sonic the Hedgehog?