The increasingly ridiculous story of a cockatrice-turned-alicorn; inexplicably transformed during a particularly rousing game of Checkers against a squirrel with a mechanical paw.
I am a ponylover and have written 40+ pieces inspired by, explicitly involving, or intended for Rainbow Dash. I am a clopfic author; my clopfics are approximately 4% setup and 96% ponysmut. x3