Parchment Scroll Gets Twitterpated

by Parchment_Scroll

Google Doc: Equestrian Mutual

Author’s Note: It’s official. I’ve reached the level of bronydom where I’m having pony dreams. It’s true, I was more than half awake at the time, but it was still in the wake of a day’s sleep that it happened. I had fallen asleep watching Swarm of the Century on my DVR, and woke up to a life insurance commercial. My sleep-addled brain took the concept of life insurance and ran with it to places that only make sense to Pinkie Pie. Here is what I got.

--Parchment Scroll

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are standing over a coffin in Sugarcube Corner. Rainbow Dash is clearly distraught. Twilight less so, but still upset.

Twilight Sparkle: I... I can’t believe she’s gone.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah. It just doesn’t make any sense. But I guess that’s her all around.
Twilight Sparkle: This service... it’s what she would have wanted.
Rainbow Dash: I just hope I have enough to cover the funeral expenses. Pinkie Pie never planned ahead for--
Pinkie Pie: Hey! Whatcha guys doin’? Who’s in the box?
Rainbow Dash: Augh. Pinkie!
Director: CUT!

* * * * *

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie Pie never planned ahead for this... she didn’t have an insur-- (laughing) It’s no fair! She’s making faces at me!
Twilight Sparkle: (exasperated) PINKIE!
Director: CUT!

* * * * *

Rainbow Dash: I never knew how expensive a funeral could be. It--
Pinkie Pie: This is all wrong! I demand a wake! With streamers, and balloons, and Pin the Tail on the Pony. AND CUPCAKES!
Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
Director: CUT!

* * * * *

Announcer (O.C.): Equestrian Mutual. Yeah. This is the footage we went with.

Author's Note:

This has been sitting in my Google Docs folder since September 8, 2011, untouched. Enjoy!

Comments

[Parchment_Scroll]

I know FiMFiction has a "No Scripts" rule for stories, but I'm hoping that as there is an actual story in chapter one of this there won't be a problem. I had forgotten the rule when I added the chapter.

I'd like to leave it up because it makes me giggle. If need be, I'll restructure it into an actual story or remove it from the fic.

[okar2008]

........

Oh, that was awesome! Can't keep a Pinkie down. Nope.

I might watch this too......definitely a nice set of misc shorts!